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Definition of shitpost: Shitposting refers to the act of posting low-quality, off-topic, or intentionally absurd content online—such as memes, nonsensical text, or provocative remarks—with the primary goal of derailing discussions, provoking reactions, or causing confusion with minimal effort. This is provocative and means to cause confusion, discussions, reaction with minimal effort.

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[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

You can say shit, but not ass?

[-] wittycomputer@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago

Exactly. That's my line. As soon as it exits the butthole, you can name it.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

So where does douche fit in your system?

[-] j4yc33@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

They already said as soon as it exits the butthole, you can name it.

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

but shit inside your ass is still shit

i'm no shitologist, is there magma-lava equivalent for shit?

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Being nice? Literally impossible. Luckily I prefer to self deprecate

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago

Be an asshole IRL, instead 😈

[-] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 6 points 2 months ago

I point to this one often:
Part of being nice 💥‍✊🏿 is being mean to fascists

[-] stochasticity@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure how lemmy works, how can I page all LoL players?

LoL gets boys riled up like any other team game but without the potential for physical confrontation present IRL people just run their mouths. 🤷

[-] realitista@lemmus.org 4 points 2 months ago

Why does it have tire tracks on it?

[-] wittycomputer@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

it was a shadow of a wooden texture, i liked the pic, made it in 3 minutes. Not too much thought, just shitposting.

[-] realitista@lemmus.org 5 points 2 months ago

Oh I thought the kind person got run over by a drunk driver.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

But I'm right and they are wrong on this particularly trivial topic. I need to feel like I did everything in my power to make sure they know how wrong they are.

[-] j4yc33@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

I like any shitpost that comes with a dissertation defending that it is, in fact, a shitpost.

[-] wittycomputer@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

People on Lemmy just fight, man. I guess I tried to save them some spit.

[-] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

But I don't want to be nice to strangers on the internet, I want to take it out on you cause I can't take it out on people in real life

[-] Bababasti@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

But I’m a person in real life too?

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

no you're not. you're a bot!

[-] jambudz@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

You’re not my dad

[-] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

I mean you called for it: f u. Ppl can be nice on the internet

[-] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

asshole, it says asshole

Censorship isn't very friendly.

this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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