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Fuck that guy (thelemmy.club)

Coding, documentation, whatever, that guy sucked

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[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fuck past me! That guy has fucked me over in more ways than I can count. And Fuck future me too! That guy is pissed at me for reasons I can't possibly fathom. And fuck present me! That guy be lazy AF.

[-] RedWedding@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago
[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

And I promise that future me will be a zen, chill, loving person. Or a dick, life is crazy, you never know how it'll go.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Or you become a BIGGER dick so you if you ever get a time machine you can go back to past you and show them how it's done.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Future you is talking smack about you.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am going to ruin his life, call it preemptive revenge

[-] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 13 points 2 months ago

Past me had a dick

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

past me is an asshole, and future me is a chump.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Whenever I think i can just steal from future me, past me has already beat me to the punch.

[-] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

Fuck Man, not just in documentation, in my whole life. I hope it’s because I’ve become better but I know there’s stuff in my past I’m fucking embarrassed about. And I know there are people I’ve hurt. But today I’m trying to be better.

So write some fucking documentation motherfucker be better this time.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey man, I’m busy. Future Me has way more time, and they’re already angry at me, so they can deal with it.

(JK… I’m pretty good at documenting my shit now.)

[-] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Current me, ironically? Still a dick.

Edit: didn't realize what community I was in lmfao not a programmer, just a perpetual douchebag.

[-] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 6 points 2 months ago

No documentation, just a single DICK.md with ASCII art of dicks in the project root.

[-] Lulzagna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Present me is the too, but also past me

[-] mech@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Is this a programmer meme or a trans meme?

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

It says "was" not "had".

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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