Oh god democrats and republicans are doing a biological weapon at each other
My favorite:

Imagine one of your first memories in this world being getting shot by a priest.
I know it's just a water gun, but babies don't know the difference.
Babies don't know guns in general.
They don't even know what it's like to get shot at, until they're in school.
That was supposed to be a subtle part of the humor, yes, good job for figuring that out.
They will learn
Be glad that was the only thing that priest did to that child
Its been 5-6 years, we don’t know what’s happened since then.
I always liked that the man of faith was the only one actually following personal safety protocol here. Doofus and Sarah Huckabee Postpartum here were just like "hyuck little mysyls milestone day"
I too would want a robe, mask, and gun if these fools approached me.
Is that who that is? I thought it was just some rando, but it's ten times funnier that it was some B-rated corrupt sycophantic rando.
Van Helsing at it again.
HEADSHOT


Fake, gas isn't dense enough to be recorded by thermal imaging.

Nothing to do with the density of the fart, but a lot of temperature differences between the "air" of the fart and outside, apart of the sensibility of the camara, same as you can see at plain sight your breath on cold days. If the fart has much difference with the temperature outside, the camara will capture it.
Sadly not, because even a hairdryer isn't recorded and that's way hotter than the surrounding area.
You're arguing against pre-ai video with words.
A quick search shows quite a bit of thermal video of hairdryer blast
Perhaps the video you saw had the air temperature squashed by it's view of the heater coil
Act choo-choo ally!
I shared this with a buddy and he responded with his favorite.

It doesn't even say what year that is, which is just bad practice.
If it's 2020, that steep curve is because it took till March for it to reach the US.
I get that the point is to criticize his handling of it, but there are plenty of honest ways to do that without using misleading statistics
It's obviously 2020 because it starts at basically zero cases. Also it's weird that your expect rigor from memes.
NOBODY woulda thunk we be doing this shit 6 years later so if it’s unmarked this is from the optimistic past where we thought this shit would blow over so no need to indicate the year
Always enjoyed this one

Bullshit AoE attack clipping through cover.

So anyway, I started blastin'


Have you ever seen a vape bro blow clouds? That's a pretty good representation of how far your breath can go
If I could see all the germs flying around all the time at my face I’d probably never let anyone speak to me again.
I already feel stressed when I flush a toilet with no lid or use one of those Dyson fans.
I heard that depending on the toilet design, flushing with the lid down is even worse.
🎵These fangs are for you only🎵
So smoking and vaping. Kinda gross in my opinion (but to each their own). But you know what I dislike about them both the most. ?
They have shown me just how much I breathe in other people's breath and that's just horrifying.
And I don't like being reminded visually.
Bet you love public transport on a wet day when all the windows steam up. 😂
I don't need being reminded visually.
I can usually taste the different air that is filled with their breath.
And they feel weird that I want to keep a 1m distance.
He looks like Prince Gumball, in Fionna's dream. He's walking off the cliff after she put his head on backward. Tell me you can't see that blue butt down there.
Ebola would like a word.
https://www.wesa.fm/2014-12-01/ebola-in-the-air-what-science-says-about-how-the-virus-spreads
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