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[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Oh god democrats and republicans are doing a biological weapon at each other

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 146 points 3 days ago
[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago

Imagine one of your first memories in this world being getting shot by a priest.

I know it's just a water gun, but babies don't know the difference.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

Babies don't know guns in general.

[-] mech@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago

They don't even know what it's like to get shot at, until they're in school.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

That was supposed to be a subtle part of the humor, yes, good job for figuring that out.

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

They will learn

[-] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

Be glad that was the only thing that priest did to that child

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Its been 5-6 years, we don’t know what’s happened since then.

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

I always liked that the man of faith was the only one actually following personal safety protocol here. Doofus and Sarah Huckabee Postpartum here were just like "hyuck little mysyls milestone day"

[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 13 points 3 days ago

I too would want a robe, mask, and gun if these fools approached me.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Is that who that is? I thought it was just some rando, but it's ten times funnier that it was some B-rated corrupt sycophantic rando.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 days ago

Van Helsing at it again.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 days ago
[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Fake, gas isn't dense enough to be recorded by thermal imaging.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Nothing to do with the density of the fart, but a lot of temperature differences between the "air" of the fart and outside, apart of the sensibility of the camara, same as you can see at plain sight your breath on cold days. If the fart has much difference with the temperature outside, the camara will capture it.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Sadly not, because even a hairdryer isn't recorded and that's way hotter than the surrounding area.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're arguing against pre-ai video with words.

A quick search shows quite a bit of thermal video of hairdryer blast

Perhaps the video you saw had the air temperature squashed by it's view of the heater coil

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 2 days ago

Act choo-choo ally!

[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 56 points 3 days ago

I shared this with a buddy and he responded with his favorite.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

It doesn't even say what year that is, which is just bad practice.

If it's 2020, that steep curve is because it took till March for it to reach the US.

I get that the point is to criticize his handling of it, but there are plenty of honest ways to do that without using misleading statistics

[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 8 points 2 days ago

It's obviously 2020 because it starts at basically zero cases. Also it's weird that your expect rigor from memes.

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[-] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

NOBODY woulda thunk we be doing this shit 6 years later so if it’s unmarked this is from the optimistic past where we thought this shit would blow over so no need to indicate the year

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[-] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago
[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Bullshit AoE attack clipping through cover.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So anyway, I started blastin'

[-] mech@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 2 days ago

Have you ever seen a vape bro blow clouds? That's a pretty good representation of how far your breath can go

[-] doug@lemmy.today 18 points 3 days ago

If I could see all the germs flying around all the time at my face I’d probably never let anyone speak to me again.

I already feel stressed when I flush a toilet with no lid or use one of those Dyson fans.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

I heard that depending on the toilet design, flushing with the lid down is even worse.

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[-] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 11 points 3 days ago

🎵These fangs are for you only🎵

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So smoking and vaping. Kinda gross in my opinion (but to each their own). But you know what I dislike about them both the most. ?

They have shown me just how much I breathe in other people's breath and that's just horrifying.

And I don't like being reminded visually.

Bet you love public transport on a wet day when all the windows steam up. 😂

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

I don't need being reminded visually.
I can usually taste the different air that is filled with their breath.
And they feel weird that I want to keep a 1m distance.

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 2 days ago

He looks like Prince Gumball, in Fionna's dream. He's walking off the cliff after she put his head on backward. Tell me you can't see that blue butt down there.

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
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