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Gold. How fukken basic. Basic bitch.
He needs you to know how rich and classy he is.
Actual rich person: Wears a $2000 basic black t-shirt because it fits perfectly and is comfy
Fake rich idiot: paints his company plane his favourite colour
Fake rich idiot’s approach won him the admiration of America’s dumbest 40%. Hard to argue against: it works. Tacky as shit though, but happy it gives enemy nations a shinier target that stands out from commuter jets…
He thinks it's 2500 BCE.
Shit brown would be more accurate
If you have to tell everyone you're a king, then you're not a king.
A color that is literally technically worse for some plane components. Good job, asshole.
Do you mean gold?
No, the darker blue. From the article:
“Further analysis concluded darker colors, among other factors, on the underside of the VC-25B aircraft might contribute to temperatures exceeding the current qualification limits of a small number of components,” a spokesperson said at the time.
I would've thought something more like those cars with barely dressed anime girls.
This is the color scheme of a very small man.
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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