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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

I think Melon might be saying “NEED”.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

did the cat get the cheese. dont leave me hanging

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

She did. Just a little bit because too much makes her shart, but a crumb or two never hurts.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

She knows, and she's willing to pay the price

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Me too melon. me too.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I love a story with a happy ending

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Melon is a good communicator.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your lamp shade is driving me crazy!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something tells me Melon is involved in this anomaly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It was the orange that gave it away, huh?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

This is actually not a melon but a cat. Please don't confuse these two things.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The cheese tax knows no species.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This kitty comes looking

The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

Hand it over quick
Or things might get sh*tty
I can scratch and kick
I'm a really crazy kitty

I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Give it to her you monster. She deserves everything and more just by being soo cute :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"These are not the cheese you're looking for."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It puts the cheese plate on its bed, else it gets the claws again 😁

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"I get the cheese, or you get the claws"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He makes a super cute face :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's a girl 😉 I agree about the face!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Melon yearns

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

In fairness, I want your cheese plate too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Melon is gorgeous.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Bitty does the same thing!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mine fidgets his paw when he is annoyed. And it doesn't take much to get on his nerves either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Silly cat, cheese is for kids!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just glad this is not a count Dankula sequel :p