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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/jearu573 on 2026-02-17 08:14:26+00:00.

Those who know me know my brain-to-mouth filter dissolves in a hurry when I am inebriated, severely annoyed, or just plain tired.

Monday morning, after my usual 12 hour shift, I was stranded at work 'til someone picked up my Uber request. I got off at 5 AM, picked up around 9ish.

The man who picked me up had the most beautiful long wavy ash-blond hair, and I commented on it. He thanked me. Innocent enough, yeah?

I then proceeded to let slip that I wondered what it would look like spread out over my pillows.

Things got REAL quiet.

I closed my eyes, burning absolutely scarlet, and said, "I said that out loud, didn't I."

He chuckled and simply said "Yep!" in quite a cheerful tone.

I think it's safe to say he'll not pick me up again.

TL:DR: I accidentally hit on my Uber driver.