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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Rachymoo on 2026-02-16 04:12:24+00:00.

This literally happened less than an hour ago. I just finished cleaning everything up and felt like I needed to post this.

My boyfriend (35m) and I (33f) went to Texas Roadhouse for dinner. We took his new car that he bought last week. My salad tasted a little weird but I didn’t think much of it.. we don’t eat at Texas Roadhouse often so I thought that was just how it tastes. After we ate and got into the car, my stomach started really hurting. I told my boyfriend I needed to go to the bathroom and he started heading home. A few minutes into the 15 minute drive home, I started to feel VERY sick. Not poopy sick, but vomit sick. I thought it would pass and I’d be okay but the feeling intensified and by the time I spoke up, it was too late. I threw up all over myself, and I tried to hold it in my hands to avoid getting it on his new car.

The puke splashed up my face, got into my eyes so bad that I couldn’t open them/see out of them. It was all over my hair, my whole face, my arms, body, legs, EVERYWHERE. I was holding to-go boxes, they also were covered. My phone, my purse, EVERYTHING. My boyfriend surprisingly stayed calm, got me home, and cleaned the car while I cleaned myself. BUT NOT UNTIL I THREW UP IN THE SHOWER! So the drain was clogged, I was scooping vomit out of the shower into the toilet with my hands and just gagging. It was literally one of the most disgusting puke moments of my life.

TLDR- today I got food poisoning very quickly after eating and threw up into my own eyes and all over my boyfriend’s new car.

EDIT 1- it may not have been food poisoning. Idk what it was but I was fine all day and this was INSTANT. I got it all out and now I feel okay… not sure what else it could be other than the food I ate.

EDIT 2- Texas Roadhouse in Parker, CO.