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Slrpnk.net is down (lemmy.today)

Haven't been able to access them for the past 24 hours

I expect we will be back soon, but it has taken a few days before

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[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 51 points 2 days ago

They saw the porn was gone and decided "nah, fuck it".

[-] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 14 points 2 days ago
[-] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

You're not wrong, I'm always gooning

@ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net has to constantly remind me

[-] CafeFrog@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I tried to convince myself it's just a friendly gang of frogs body-slamming some lily pads out in the garden pond, but the illusion was shattered when I realized even frogs need to sleep.

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 0 points 2 days ago

Do you mean Lemmynsfw? Cause I can't access it either.

It's been down for a few days now as far as I can tell.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

First the porn, now the techno hippies? Oh god, who's next?

[-] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 15 points 2 days ago

This, but he's seed bombing when he moves his hands

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

!antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

also.. I think I saw it again recently.

Alsooo... he actually hates the meme

[-] abcd@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

Haven’t seen Techno Viking for a while 😁

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Hopefully the tankies

[-] Blaze@piefed.zip 12 points 2 days ago
[-] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] Kris@feddit.org 46 points 2 days ago

poVoq here. After a string of bad luck it looks like I will not be able to get it back up before Tuesday evening. Super annoying.

[-] umbraroze@piefed.social 3 points 23 hours ago

All the good luck with that!

These things happen, can't expect five nines from every server.

—Sincerely, some girl who once ran a minimal resources server off of DSL and janky Debian hax

[-] Kris@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

Thanks. Should be back in a few hours hopefully.

[-] nothrone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

And also, some suggestions:

  • Your XMPP is also down. I just came across this by luck. Maybe adding your alternative username (kris@feddit.org) to your main povoq@slrpnk.net about is not a bad idea. That would help people find your posts when an outage is happening.
  • A status page (status.slrpnk.net) where you (admins) can leave comments? Perhaps, when slrpnk.net is down, automatically redirect there?
[-] ranslite@pie.dasneuland.de 12 points 2 days ago

You're not accidentally on a work trip in Asia? I ask for a friend.

[-] Kris@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

It is a work trip to the middle east. I am unlucky with work trips and server maintenance 😓

[-] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 1 points 2 days ago

Do you not have a way of remotely bringing the server back up?

[-] Kris@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

I bought a KVM for that purpose, but didn't get around installing it.

The other person able to do it manually will be available the same time as me more or less so I don't want to bother them.

[-] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 1 points 2 days ago

What is a KVM? I'm not familiar with the term. I just meant that you aren't able to SSH into the machine or something? But I guess if it's turned off and physically unavailable, that's hard.

[-] Kris@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

A KVM is basically a second computer that acts as a virtual screen and keyboard that can be connected to the server to remote control it as if you were physically in front of it, including hardware resets and access to the bios etc.

[-] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

I feel like I just missed the boat on this joke

[-] Blaze@piefed.zip 8 points 2 days ago

The former admin of feddit.de was on a work trip in Asia when feddit.de went down. The instance never recovered.

[-] Skavau@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Did he just not want to bring it back up when he returned?

[-] Kris@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

No one knows 🤷

[-] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Next up on locked up abroad...

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Is that the second time this sort of thing has happened to you (where you were able to give us status updates, but not physically access your server), or was the previous incident I'm thinking of with a different admin?

Either way, I appreciate you, but I think your 'bus factor' is too high.

[-] Kris@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I need to work on the busfactor.

The last time it went down was a similar situation and all the stuff I planned to prevent it next time I procastrinated on because the server was stable 🤦

[-] MelodiousFunk@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

I can relate. Been meaning to fix that hole in my roof for a while now.

🫠

[-] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Glad we have a timeline, much appreciated.

We don't go down often (heh) but when we do we make it memorable (also heh)

[-] nocturne@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

Thanks for the update.

[-] CafeFrog@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 days ago

Pinging @Five@lemmy.cafe so you know we're gathering here :)

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

Damn. Hope y'all get your instance back soon ✌️

[-] hanrahan@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Tuesday I think the owner said?

[-] silence7@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Povoq said they would likely be able to fix it on Wednesday

this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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