- find x in the following equation:
X^2 - 6x + 5 = 0
- God said 3.
X^2 - 6x + 5 = 0
If the assignment is asking for facts and evidence to support your position, and you come back with "Well, it's in the Bible, so it must be true"...sorry Sunshine, you fuckin' failed.
And what what’s her name said wasn’t even really in the Bible. (Or at least she provided no actual citation to that effect.)
Worse, y’know what is in the Bible?
“Women, shut up.”. 1Tim2, 1Cor14, etc.
(Paul was a dick. And it’s even worse if you go to the Bronze Age bits…)
It's a liability to hire people educated in Florida
So… hearsay that was written down hundreds of years after the fact, then edited and translated repeatedly, is fair game?
Florida allows magic Sky Daddy to be citable.
Queue new religions of climate change, transexuals, socialism, etc.
My God says climate change is real and you have to respect my religion.
No, Not like that!
So just pastafarianism?
Sounds like my kind of Sky Daddy. One with tasty noodley appendages.
I know it may seem ridiculous but traditional religion is also ridiculous. If we are going to keep giving real privileges to imaginary concepts we need to take advantage of it.
It is time to make WOKE an actual religion. Then conservatives have no choice but to protect WOKE by their own laws. Don't forget private WOKE charter schools, safe zone for WOKE practice, and refusal to serve non-WOKE people.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is indeed quite tasty, but I prefer adherence to the Big Flying Dildo.
BFD even sent a sign. (That giant phallic iceberg in conception bay. Photographed by a guy from Dildo.)
Not that the two are, ah, mutually exclusive. BFD embraces all gods who aren’t toxic assholes.
Can't have conservative voters without stupid people.
The GOP is well aware of that.
Back in my day, we had to be academic and professional. If you didn't respond to the prompt, you would fail.
Kids are so coddled and babied all the way to adulthood. Thank god they have AI to make their lives better. /s
The smugness of her smile. Fuck this lady. She’ll go on to make life difficult for others for the next sixty years.
If I recall correctly, her mother is also a proud Karen.
I used to teach community college sociology. My mostly-millennial students were largely evangelicals, and even they knew better than to cite the Bible in a college-level social science class.
Sounds targeted at assignments in biology and in particular Evolution. If they still mention that in the classroom.
It sounds like it may be triggered by the woman who wrote an assignment responding to a psychology paper discussing pressures and bullying of people about gender norms. Her "thoughtful" reaction was essentially "they aren't bullied or pressured, and it totally makes sense that they are being bullied and pressured and they need to accept they don't belong to themselves but belong to God and need to be womanly or manly because God said so"
Didn't even cite the Bible, but the critique was not about citations but about not using evidence to support the claim. Also the inconsistent nature of simultaneously saying there's no bullying or pressure and saying the bullying and pressure are justified in the name of God. Further from a psychology perspective, displays a complete unwillingness to even consider the psychological situation of another human being if it doesn't fully align with the world view.
It probably could have gotten credit if she cited some study extolling the benefits of traditional gender norms and/or the mental stresses of non traditional explorations, I'm sure some conservative nutjiobs have managed to publish such a study, or falling that she could probably dig into 19th century "science" and find something to support her view. It would have been odious. But at least would have demonstrated a willingness to go searching for something to support her stance instead of just shutting down and copping out with a vague "God disagrees"
Scientists have determined that the universe was created by- GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD -bang
How are they not bored. Same fuckin story, same half baked moral lessons for the last 2k years or whatever they claim.
Sometimes the Christian radio station by my house cuts through whatever I was listening to and it's always some bored ass, monotone, what I assume to be white guy droning on about the kingdom that awaits.
Like everything else today it’s just a grift.
Stick some pretty 20 something white girl in front of a camera advocating for god in the face of those godless immigrant communists who control higher education. Instant Faux News interviews, do the podcast and YouTuber rounds, bonus points if she is already an influencer… it’s just easy money.
I bet a few believe it, most just back her up because she’s white, Christian and playing in their team.
There are no morals or ideals on the right, just grifts.
And god said “do not believe in me for I am a fraud” and so they stopped believing and it was good.
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