They thought the plague never avoided anyone, so why should they?

They tried to avoid the plague like the plague,
but they couldn't flee the fleas

i hear they didn't have microchips in their vaccines back then

You see, the phrase didn't exist at the time, so they didn't know they had to avoid it

Because they thought it was infringing on their freedom when told to wear masks and social distance

Well, they were rubbing shit into their open wounds so you tell me.

They did. Your confusion is on the meaning of the commonly used phrase.

Avoid it like the plague actually means you’re going to do almost nothing but hope you don’t die.

You can watch a very historically accurate and 100% true documentary on netflix: The Decameron

Is this evil jonkler cart reference?

Did you not witness the stupid during Covid ?