I'm fine with going fast on a sled being a sport. That's cool. But, it seems like something where it's only valid if everybody involved is actively doing something on the way down, not just being ballast.

One person sledding makes sense. But, in this sport, the guy on the bottom can't possibly be anything but ballast, can he? He can't see anything, so he can't be steering or braking, right?

Same with bobsled, the guy at the front is steering. Maybe the people in the back help with something, but they can't be too actively involved because they can't see.

A Dutch talkshow host absolutely wrecked the notion of this sport, and skeleton as well. It's basically just going down a slide one at a time on a little sled, was his point. And the difference between these sports is the way you lie on the sled.

Luge is confusing enough. This is just moreso.

I watched a comedian say that you could force a guy onto one of those things and he could probably win an involuntary gold medal

"bro you getting hard? I told you to wear a cup"

The sport for the Ambiguously Gay Duo

I'm guessing there's a rule against a crotch cam, so the top can leave his head down?

Tobogganing.

Competitive republican convention

Have a sibling and only one toboggan.

You know what? I think I could really go faster with a dick in my back…