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[–] 68 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Since half of everything is fake today, this is real.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I'd probably just move away at this point. There seems to be a boulder crossing right through their property and the next one might be right through their bedroom. And the one that went by some years ago was even bigger.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Trick for butter straight from the fridge: use a cheese slicer.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    I think you mean “Ostehøvel”

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Indeed I do, and for butter, it should be the kind that produces thin, wavy slices.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Fuck that’s a sexy image of toast… and butter. I’m in!

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    If it's your first time, make sure it's special. Don't use that cheap, regular butter. Spend a little extra and get the fancy stuff. In Norway, you'd be looking for this one in the shop:

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Sweetie, my first time - the cows were milked by Hasidic monks in the silvery light of the moon at Sumer solstice and churned by the feet of Buzz’s tarantula, dancing the tarantella while listening to the music of John Candy’s polka band in the U-Haul that brought Catherine O’Hara home to Kevin in the eternal classic Midnight Cowboy; launching Jason Bateman’s acting career.

    Edit: his bro’s name was Buzz…

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I always just use a cold stick of butter like a crayon. Grab the hot toast and wipe the butter on it straight from the stick. Butter knives are only for room temperature butter.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I also use this method to apply butter to a hot pan when making grilled cheese! Just melt a little patch and place the bread, cheese, then bread. When is time to flip, hold the sandwich on the spatula while applying butter to the pan for the other side.

    No hate to those that prefer mayo, but I love that buttery crunchiness.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Everyone should try a butter bell at least once.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    My wife finds my obsession with soft butter for toast to be a bit extreme, but I hate trying to spread it cold. I have "soften it in the microwave" down to a perfect science where it comes out soft but not melted.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Your toast is too soft and not toasted enough.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    I cut it into slices like cheese.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    This is kinda sad hope nobody got hurt

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Another reason for disliking winter: the butter is rock solid

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  • [–] -1 points 7 months ago

    Tub butter > stick butter

    If you scrape it out a little bit at a time, it makes it much easier to spread than a cold square.

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