▲ 580 ▼ When you try to spread cold butter on toast (thelemmy.club) submitted 7 months ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 31 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (6 children) I think you mean “Ostehøvel” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (5 children) Indeed I do, and for butter, it should be the kind that produces thin, wavy slices. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children) Fuck that’s a sexy image of toast… and butter. I’m in! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 child) If it's your first time, make sure it's special. Don't use that cheap, regular butter. Spend a little extra and get the fancy stuff. In Norway, you'd be looking for this one in the shop: permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) Sweetie, my first time - the cows were milked by Hasidic monks in the silvery light of the moon at Sumer solstice and churned by the feet of Buzz’s tarantula, dancing the tarantella while listening to the music of John Candy’s polka band in the U-Haul that brought Catherine O’Hara home to Kevin in the eternal classic Midnight Cowboy; launching Jason Bateman’s acting career. Edit: his bro’s name was Buzz… permalink fedilink source parent [–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 point 7 months ago (1 child) Hehe. That's what I was here to say. Except that I just use a thin knife. Then lay the thin butter slice on the toast that just came out and is still warm. It melts as you look at it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (5 children) Indeed I do, and for butter, it should be the kind that produces thin, wavy slices. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children) Fuck that’s a sexy image of toast… and butter. I’m in! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 child) If it's your first time, make sure it's special. Don't use that cheap, regular butter. Spend a little extra and get the fancy stuff. In Norway, you'd be looking for this one in the shop: permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) Sweetie, my first time - the cows were milked by Hasidic monks in the silvery light of the moon at Sumer solstice and churned by the feet of Buzz’s tarantula, dancing the tarantella while listening to the music of John Candy’s polka band in the U-Haul that brought Catherine O’Hara home to Kevin in the eternal classic Midnight Cowboy; launching Jason Bateman’s acting career. Edit: his bro’s name was Buzz… permalink fedilink source parent [–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 point 7 months ago (1 child) Hehe. That's what I was here to say. Except that I just use a thin knife. Then lay the thin butter slice on the toast that just came out and is still warm. It melts as you look at it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children) Fuck that’s a sexy image of toast… and butter. I’m in! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 child) If it's your first time, make sure it's special. Don't use that cheap, regular butter. Spend a little extra and get the fancy stuff. In Norway, you'd be looking for this one in the shop: permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) Sweetie, my first time - the cows were milked by Hasidic monks in the silvery light of the moon at Sumer solstice and churned by the feet of Buzz’s tarantula, dancing the tarantella while listening to the music of John Candy’s polka band in the U-Haul that brought Catherine O’Hara home to Kevin in the eternal classic Midnight Cowboy; launching Jason Bateman’s acting career. Edit: his bro’s name was Buzz… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 child) If it's your first time, make sure it's special. Don't use that cheap, regular butter. Spend a little extra and get the fancy stuff. In Norway, you'd be looking for this one in the shop: permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) Sweetie, my first time - the cows were milked by Hasidic monks in the silvery light of the moon at Sumer solstice and churned by the feet of Buzz’s tarantula, dancing the tarantella while listening to the music of John Candy’s polka band in the U-Haul that brought Catherine O’Hara home to Kevin in the eternal classic Midnight Cowboy; launching Jason Bateman’s acting career. Edit: his bro’s name was Buzz… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) Sweetie, my first time - the cows were milked by Hasidic monks in the silvery light of the moon at Sumer solstice and churned by the feet of Buzz’s tarantula, dancing the tarantella while listening to the music of John Candy’s polka band in the U-Haul that brought Catherine O’Hara home to Kevin in the eternal classic Midnight Cowboy; launching Jason Bateman’s acting career. Edit: his bro’s name was Buzz… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 point 7 months ago (1 child) Hehe. That's what I was here to say. Except that I just use a thin knife. Then lay the thin butter slice on the toast that just came out and is still warm. It melts as you look at it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
