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[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Your toast is too soft and not toasted enough.

[-] cm0002@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

But...what if I like my toast a little soft :c

[-] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.

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