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When you try to spread cold butter on toast (thelemmy.club)

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[–] cm0002@mander.xyz [S] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

But...what if I like my toast a little soft :c

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[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago*

I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.

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