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Gimme an apple
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Then you get a colic and die.
Did Tina Belcher write this?
I would kick a tree, fart on some dogs and run away.
You can do that without having to be a horse! Freeeedom!
Why wait. I eat all my meals from a bag around my neck.
That's why the McDonald's bags have those two paper rings. It's to hang the bag from your ears.
Don't actually eat the apple whole, that's dangerous for the horse. The rescue I take my kid to a couple times a year always asks to step on the apple to break it up and make it less of a risk for the horse. Then you can let the horse eat the whole apple
Seems rude.
If you eat an apple from the top down, you can eat the middle without much texture change. Apples don't actually have a "core", just seeds.
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/11/apple-cores-are-a-myth/281531/
Bottom up is better, the stem becomes a useful handle for those last few bites
And don't forget taking gigantic shits wherever you go.
Way ahead of you.
when I was a akid, my uncle had an apple tree that gave small apples. They were edible and the size of maybe a big cherry. I ate tons of those whole. It was a fun treat.
So, crab apples?
God thats so fucking real. I bet that's fire
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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