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[-] platypode@sh.itjust.works 76 points 2 months ago

House centipedes are actually friends! They don’t eat your food, clothes, or house, nor spread disease, but they do eat all the little bugs that do those things.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

I totally believe you!

I do my best not to kill spiders and other friends. I only do it if I cannot transport them to a safer place for some reason or if it’s pure instinct (as in, I saw it unexpectedly and swatted at it without thinking).

Having said that, I totally get that some people have intense fear of these creatures. In this case, cat to the rescue!

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Insects terrify the absolute sanity outta me. Then I feel bad about having killed a usually beneficial bug.

Except the spotted lanternflies. Screw them.

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

That's fantastic, fuck if I ever live near a place where "HOUSE CENTIPEDES" are a thing though

[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

They unfortunately look disgusting as hell though, triggers my disgust response like roaches do.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

They're just feral false eyelashes

[-] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

What a terrible day to be able to read and have a good imagination.

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] lena@gregtech.eu 6 points 2 months ago

I can't even come close to a centipede without freaking out

[-] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Adding this to the list of insects to scoop up on a sheet of paper and put outside. Assuming I ever see one inside.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Good luck scooping up a motherfucking house centipede. They move at like five billion miles per hour.

[-] other_cat@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Do they bite?

EDIT: Not sure why I didn't just look it up. From wikipedia. Sting-attempts are therefore rare unless the centipede is cornered or aggressively handled. Its small forcipules have difficulty penetrating skin, and even successful stings produce only mild, localized pain and swelling, similar to a bee-sting. Allergic reactions to centipede-stings have been reported, but these are rare; most stings heal quickly and without complication.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

By that same chain tho … the cat is actually a friend!

[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 months ago

Cat be like:

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Years ago my cat was joyfully playing with a house centipede and my boyfriend at the time told me to look, she was doing something cute.

I rolled back in my office chair to turn around and see and in doing so rolled over her centipede, killing it.

And she just looked at me like “papa, why?”

I’m a monster. She’s long dead too and I still feel awful.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

House centipede?

We get centipede but not in the house.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago
[-] pageflight@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago

What other bug has cool matching stripes on all 55 of its flesh-creep-inducing legs? I both like and shiver at them.

[-] e0qdk@reddthat.com 9 points 2 months ago

Those tiny guys are cute compared to this horror from Hawaii:

(Image from Wikipedia -- article is here)

You gotta make sure to shake out your shoes before putting them on and check your sheets before getting in bed if you live around those guys...

[-] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Interesting, I didn't know that Aboriginal Australians ate them.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Just looking at it fills me with horror.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago

that's an evil land shrimp

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 4 points 2 months ago

I'm evacuating the house and burning it down if I ever see that

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

That's a definite nope

[-] j_elgato@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

The Devil's Eyebrow...

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

but not in the house.

You were saying?

An image of Cory in the House promotional art with the head of a house centipede shopped over Cory's face. Original centipede image from House centipede, face, beltsville 2014-04-21-18.44.09 ZS PMax (14053176887).jpg at Wikimedia Commons

[-] JayGray91@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Fuck this whole thread. Triggering the fuck out of my "throw phone at the speed of light" response.

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

That's the face of a killer.

[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I once woke up in the middle of the night to see my cat straight up jump onto a vertical wall, strike a house centipede, and then eat half of it. I found the legs on the desk in the morning...

[-] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Aw, they saved you some!

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

House centipedes are bros! They hunt and kill roaches.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The M on his head stands for “Murder.”

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

My cats once got in a fight with a praying mantis in an old townhouse.

I'd seen praying mantisses before but this one was a. in my home and b. large enough to be genuinely a little intimidating. The cats won, but it took a long time because they were being more cautious than usual.

[-] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Aww! Praying mantises are totally harmless (to humans) and eat far more annoying bugs. I give the same pass to most spiders (for eating flies and mosquitoes), mud daubers (ironically for eating spiders), and house centipedes (for eating cockroach eggs).

Flies, mosquitoes, cockroaches, and bitey centipedes can fuck off and die though.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I do the same, but they have to keep themselves away from my cats for it to work properly.

[-] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, our only remaining cat is too old to chase anything anymore, but he definitely killed a few centipedes and cockroaches in his time. Good and bad.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have one like this, she's having fun. It's to the point where I don't even kill roaches anymore, I just wish them luck and find their corpse in the morning. One time she ripped the tail off a skink, but he got away and hid for like 3 days until I found him and let him outside lol.

[-] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

I didn't know we had centipedes that would come inside before living in a flat that was half way in a basement. Also didn't know a colony of silverfish was a thing. Centipedes, who obviously were in for a buffet, were nothing compared to that silvery fishy horror that I discovered rustling under the floor cover of my dog's food bowls at midnight. Didn't live there long after that.

[-] m3t00@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

savagely cute

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