What other bug has cool matching stripes on all 55 of its flesh-creep-inducing legs? I both like and shiver at them.

Those tiny guys are cute compared to this horror from Hawaii:

(Image from Wikipedia -- article is here)

You gotta make sure to shake out your shoes before putting them on and check your sheets before getting in bed if you live around those guys...

I'm evacuating the house and burning it down if I ever see that

that's an evil land shrimp

That's a definite nope

The Devil's Eyebrow...