The USS US

"FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!"

does barrel roll

Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor

Healthcare? 🙅

This? 👀

So looking at a map.of New Yorks bays and ignoring depth and bridges I'm going to assume this is about 2 miles long or 10,560ft. I have no evidence and just eyeballed it.

Meaning if you can overcome the skin friction it has a hull speed of about 160mph...without planing.

Modern carriers have a hull speed in the neighborhood of 45mph (though officially the top speed is like 35mph) and normally cruise at 25-30mph so the slow pokes can keep up.

I'm not sure about the quality of the welding near the waterline.

This ship is the entire Fleet-in-Being doctrine.

Most of my tax dollars are going towards greebling.

It's the fortress-ship from Iain Bank's "Use of Weapons".

Not enough guns, and where are the runways?

The age of the battleship has returned!

YES MORE DAKKA

The USS Go Fuck Yourself.

The USS AFS (all fifty states)

And the away boats are Guam, Puerto Rico, DC. Et al.

The new Star-Destroyer class

Although yes, it's ridiculous, I'd really love a higher-resolution version to zoom in on. 😁

The USS 'Murica

*USS Executor has entered the Mediterranean

Under total weight I tons, you put “Yes.”

I mean, it's fine, but couldn't it do with more guns?

Sooo much power! Limitless power! I feel it in my loins! It's like a 50 piece Voltron of freedom!

… I unironically want this, now

United States of Smash