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Walking up there next morning lying on a giant brick perfectly molded to your sleeping position.
Similar to memory foam :)
Word
American bread ain't nothing but edible sponge. In old Europe you'd have seriously bad time sleeping on bread.
I feel like bread's limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.
My sweaty butt crack alone would create a soggy portal to another dimension
Well, that's a brand new sentence!
They would find my corpse in the hollowed out crust of my breadbed after i choked to death in my sleep.
Same haha.
Ps: it seems lemmy.ml has banned you? Therefore I couldn't see your comments from .ml, but I do from .world; strange stuff...
Ham blankets and a peanut butter pillow.
And then you take a bath in wine or beer, while you consume it.
Ah! The dream. 😅
I was once way too sleepy to stay awake to make/have dinner. My boyfriend woke me up and fed me a sandwhich by basically putting a plate under my cheek and hand feeding me.
🤦♂️
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2026
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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