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Bread ain't nothing but edible sponge

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[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I feel like bread's limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.

[-] PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

My sweaty butt crack alone would create a soggy portal to another dimension

[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Well, that's a brand new sentence!

this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2026
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