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No one asked you
This comment gave me a jump scare when I opened my inbox
Saving the country will require doing things that will make Elon headless.
Begged to get on epstiens island and they told him to fuck off lol. What a fucking loser. I don't mean to diminish the fact that he's also a pedo who wants to rape kids, but he's the classic fucking loser no one wants around. Even elon money can't buy elon friends.
Ironically the only real way to save the country is by doing things that make billionaires sad. And nonexistent. One way or another.
I'm of the opinion that being a billionaire should be considered an act of aggression against humanity and punished accordingly
I will always have a use for them, drink from their skulls!!
I dunno if I'd recommend Musk's for that particular purpose... Probably so much residual ketamine in that thing
so I get the skull and free drugs? lmao ๐คฃ๐
Oh, don't get me wrong, if there are drugs in need of being done I have never been one to shy away from doing my part for the cause (and probably that of a few others to boot, if we're being honest lol ๐๐)... and, I mean, trust me, I'm the last person to jump to blaming the drugs in any given situation, but... Well, something has certainly had some drastically deleterious effects on the ol' douche canoe, haven't they?
I'm just saying, maybe instead of the traditional goblet or what-have-you, perhaps something in the 'shot glass' family would be a bit more prudent in this case, eh?
Creepy pedophile pervert wants to make women sad. Might be the first thing he's ever attempted that he's good at.
The Handmaid's Tale was not a "how to" guide!
Brought to you by the authors of "Don't make the Torment Nexus"
And the increasingly relevant sequel, "Don't Point the Torment Nexus at Your Face"
Maybe that episode where they kill the leader was ๐ค
Okay, so basically he wants to get rid of women's rights.ย
How about we just do things that make Elon Musk sad instead.
I'm not sure leaving the toilet seat up will save the nation but It's worth a try I guess.
Elon: "Women have suffrage enough".
Pun intended.
I hope he eats a fucking shotgun
I hope he gets fucked sideways with a rake ๐
Wouldn't it be magical if we both got what we wanted?
I shutter to think...
Are you a window?
Go back to Africa.
Aqua tofana is the alternative to no fault divorce.
It's the alternative to a lot of things. And a gateway, if skilfully applied, to a world without billionaires.
Ironically the only real way to save the country is by doing things that make billionaires sad. And nonexistent. One way or another.
He can't marry every woman...
Like trying to get into certain parties?
Lie back and think of Elon.
That won't help the birthrate at all! But it might make women so sad they forget to vote.
Quick ladies! Lay down, anywhere is fine, close your eyes, and think really hard about Elon Musk.
Now, on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being "the cieling fan in the living room could hold my weight long enough" and 10 being "I've ascended to the heavenly host via death by orgasam" how do you feel after thinking about Elon Musk?
Remember! This is for science!
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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