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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/MainPresentation5341 on 2026-02-05 08:21:53+00:00.

So today I was playing a new (to me) card game of TacoCatGoatCheesePizza. My husband and I F33 were leaning the rules but playing with a group of friends who already knew how to play. The rules are pretty simple. Each player puts down a card in a clockwise direction while saying Taco, Cat, Goat Cheese Pizza. Player 1 "Taco" P2 "cat" P3 "goat" etc until you put down the card that matches the word being said. Then EVERYONE has to slap their hands on the pile and the last hand on the pile, gets the whole pile. The idea is to run out of cards.

simple enough.

There are a few extra characters that come in to play and have their own rules. The Gorilla the Gopher and my F-Up came with the unicorn. Its special rule is that when it appears, everyone has to put their hand on their head like a unicorn Horn, THEN slap their hand down on the cards. I however screwed this part up.

When the unicorn card came out everyone else did as expected, but I put my hand down, but then my ADHD brain panicked and said 'Hey you missed a step!" So, I proceeded to -complete- the necessary step by slamming my head ONTO my hand and thus the table.

So TL:DR Today I messed up by possibly giving myself a concussion while playing a card game.