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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

America isn’t a democracy. It’s a Republic. Try again with Europe or other democratic nations.

:chefs-kiss: a bonafide classic, the yankee liberal's ultimate retreat-and-defend move

[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Intelligence is knowing the US is not a democracy. Being a complete fucking idiot is thinking that's because it's a republic.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

"the great mass of people don't have any power"

"ah but we're not supposed to. we're just not a monarchy"

not the airtight case they think it is

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The whole myth of the American Revolution was that the Americans were fighting for their individual freedoms from the European colonial powers. They wrote a masturbatory declaration of independence about how this will be the land of personal freedom and individual rights. It’s America’s big thing, its source of national pride.

The same people who believe that, the people who fetishize Benjamin Franklin and blabber endlessly about the Federalist Papers and watch the Hamilton musical weekly, will then turn around and say America was not even intended to be democratic from the beginning. They hold two wholly incompatible mythologies.

Quote from the American Declaration of Independence:

… to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed

This is clearly a call for a democracy. Chuds can squabble about what kind of democracy it was intended to be (no need to bring up the practical absence of genuine democracy) but the intent has always been unambiguous.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The whole myth of the American Revolution was that the Americans were fighting for their individual freedoms from the European colonial powers.

It was a myth in the sense that it was what the revolutionaries told themselves. But I don’t think it was a myth in that it was false. The people writing those proclamations were bourgeois and it was a bourgeois revolution they were supporting. If you look at American mythos as only applying to land owning white men, as was intended, it’s a lot easier to see that the founders likely meant what they said, just not seeing anyone outside of their intended ruling class as people deserving of the same considerations.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Totally right. By mythology I meant not necessarily the history, but the collective view of that history which has turned the events and characters into a quasi-religion. Like all myths, there is a kernel of truth.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Always point out to them that China is republic too.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Better yet, point out that China is more democratic and watch them seethe

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Europe

nation

someone buy the yank a map

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

EU is very democratic, look at Greece.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

The motte-and-bailey fallacy (named after the motte-and-bailey castle) is a form of argument and an informal fallacy where an arguer conflates two positions that share similarities, one modest and easy to defend (the "motte") and one much more controversial and harder to defend (the "bailey"). The arguer advances the controversial position, but when challenged, insists that only the more modest position is being advanced. Upon retreating to the motte, the arguer can claim that the bailey has not been refuted (because the critic refused to attack the motte) or that the critic is unreasonable (by equating an attack on the bailey with an attack on the motte).

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Albert Einstein agreed and he seemed like a pretty smart dude:

Private capital tends to become concentrated in few hands, partly because of competition among the capitalists, and partly because technological development and the increasing division of labor encourage the formation of larger units of production at the expense of smaller ones. The result of these developments is an oligarchy of private capital the enormous power of which cannot be effectively checked even by a democratically organized political society. This is true since the members of legislative bodies are selected by political parties, largely financed or otherwise influenced by private capitalists who, for all practical purposes, separate the electorate from the legislature. The consequence is that the representatives of the people do not in fact sufficiently protect the interests of the underprivileged sections of the population. Moreover, under existing conditions, private capitalists inevitably control, directly or indirectly, the main sources of information (press, radio, education). It is thus extremely difficult, and indeed in most cases quite impossible, for the individual citizen to come to objective conclusions and to make intelligent use of his political rights.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

famous tankie, Albert Einstein.

Dude loved Lenin and Stalin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Stalin, really? But I thought he would be critical of Stalin, considering he thought Lenin's policies were unadvisable but necessary as a last resort, and he supports Lenin, so I thought Einstein wouldn't be too keen on Stalin but just rather critically supportive...

Edit: I edited my comments for clarification

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No. Einstein was a lifelong defender of the Bolsheviks, and stood by Stalin even during and after the purges. The man staunchly supported USSR even when it became controversial post-ww2. He is the highest profile advocate of the USSR during ww2.

Given that he was a socialist before ww2 began and that the USSR rescued jews it actually shouldn't be that surprising that a jew who lived in germany during the peak of antisemitism before the war and escaped the nazis would be quite supportive of Stalin.

We don't know too much about his opinion of lenin's policies, he was vague about it. I prefer to think he sees Lenin's approach as unadvisable because of how incredibly difficult it was and how Lenin spent his entire life on it, sacrificing himself, and arguably cut his life short. Most people think the wound he took in the attempted assassination probably contributed to his early death.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'll refer to@[email protected]'s post referencing Einstein's letters

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

slam dunking on your own team's basket like smuglord

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

parentis_shotgun is such a great username

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

It's so funny seeing goat post the most based shit I've ever seen as some sort of gotcha

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

if they want they can fork lemmy and do their own thing. heck who tf cares if lemmy has a communist dev, you can selfhost it ffs. no one fucking cares.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago

Communists existing makes people very mad because it gives them cognitive dissonance. It's basically the same thing as vegans existing.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Let's ask the Reddit admins about their views and get that in public

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

The design of social software is never apolitical and problems with many open source projects boil down to liberal misconceptions about how governance of their project needed to work. The devs being communists is cool and good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They’re literally getting pissy because the devs won’t build a block of hexbear into the software itself. Great liberal values. (And an incredibly poor understanding of how FOSS development works.)

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The server returned this error: couldnt_find_post.

Fucking loser deleted the post. Moron probably realized how stupid this shit is, maybe I really should make an account on lemmy.ml or something so I can bully them (or they stop being a coward and make an account in an instance that doesn't defed lemmygrad would also work thinking-about-it )

(also yes I checked, they deleted it, not SJW admins):

Edit: they found this post lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Goat always uses those cope exclamation marks when he's seething irl.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

So they dug through literal years of posts and comments to find something to shit on?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

i-spil-my-jice mods mods mods developer set off independant thought alarm! defederate, fork, do something!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To paraphrase Terry Pratchett "Capitalism is democratic in a sense of one man = one vote. The boss is that one man"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

include me in the screenshot goat, you whiny lifeless fuck

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the comments on that community are pure

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Just saw "Tankie lemmy devs blacklist the anime instance from join-lemmy.org and lemmy.ml" posted there

communism is when no anime !!!!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Capitalism is fully democratic for the bourgeoisie. Liberal democracy was conceived as a means of self-rule for the emerging bourgeois class. It’s a mechanism for resolving intra-class conflict. In the US, the inclusion of proletarians, POC, and non-men are completely incidental results of class war, allowing political mechanisms to take a hit in lieu of economic mechanisms.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was, but even this is breaking down due to the increasing wealth inequality even within bourgeoisie and the mechanisms that were created to control lower classes' participation in politics like capitalist media, electoral college, anticommunist, pro-status-quo propaganda and similar things that had got a life of their own and are eating even into mechanism of bourgeois self-rule, hindering their effectiveness. Like old realistic ghouls like Kissinger being replaced with complete idiots who have bought into their own propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

With that framing it’s no wonder the US is producing mainstream fascist politicians left and right. The downwardly mobile petit bourgeoisie are some truly volatile fucks.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

it's not really democratic for them either, each capitalist's influence is primarily determined by the capital they own

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It would be unironically funny if goat eventually converts into a "tankie" after having to dig through years of GenZhou archival material.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

i want him to become a dedicated marxist leninist. he still calls people tankies, but mostly just for disagreeing on questions of theory.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

1 capital = 1 vote, the most democratic political system

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It rules so much that the Lemmy creator is a comrade. His essays on GitHub helped radicalize me six years ago. Brilliant man. fidel-salute

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

@[email protected] I think you should come talk to us, you have been at this for a while. Make a lemm.ee alt and post a thread here. This is getting silly.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

but you guys banned me ;c

back when hexbear did a whole big vote to federate with SJW you guys were all like, 'yeah, that's great, we can dunk on so many libs!', but then you had to call out to be defederated in less than a day. :(

how about you come over to a neutral instance so that way neither of us can get banned? :3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

if I remember the numbers right it's something like:

  • $2 trillion a year in net extraction from poor countries to rich countries
  • 9 million people a year dead from hunger
  • 8 million people a year dead from lack of healthcare
  • 5 million people a year dead from poor sanitation

we could probably fix those last three bullets with $2 trillion a year, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

hey there he is! That was fast goat, how often do you check hexbear?

Gotta say I'm suspicious of anyone who can lurk this site as much as you have the past few months, see all the horrors of capitalism we discuss, and still support capitalism

I'm preoccupied tomorrow but how about tuesday on lemmy.ml?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

whenever i get pinged or if someone links me it.

you know very little about me if you think I'm a supporter of Capitalism--I am not.

Ping me wherever you want and I can reply to you. Or you can always come over to the Tankie Thread, so long as you don't glorify violence and atrocities performed by any authority or government, that is to say, killing unarmed civilians or by shooting first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

we should just have a bot that screenshots every goat post and posts it here with titles like "lmao" and "cope" and "this is epic" and also tags him.