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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by GreenDust@lemmings.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

God damn it. This does look to be faked too well. Please tell me it is not real.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago

!sinkpissers@lemmy.whatever unite!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Snaitary fixtures are not load-bearing installations.

[-] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

maybe the fediverse was a mistake

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Didn't I see you smashing a bunch of eggs on YouTube?

[-] Una@europe.pub 32 points 2 days ago

It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

Yes, yes definitely.

But I don't kink shame, that's just my opinion.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

This is just fetish content.

Not a complaint, though.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

I can feel the splash from here.

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nice try. We all know you have ~~2~~ 3 dicks

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Look again, there are 3 streams.

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Holy mother of clear streams

[-] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Me n the homes licking the c*m off each other's face cuz we're not gay"

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 17 points 2 days ago
[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[-] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 4 points 1 day ago

Nah, they said 'no homo' after the wedding

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

You don't play swords? What's wrong with you?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

Three words: total protonic reversal.

[-] gray@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

This is a pisspost

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago

Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

feet are often cleaner than hands

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

If you wear socks maybe

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 23 hours ago
[-] jayy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

What I want to know is what happened when the stream inevitably got shorter and they couldn’t stand at that distance forever lol

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Remember the spaghetti scene in Disney's "Lady and the Tramp"?

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

It already has the drain topper removed for easier log stomping. How considerate! Make sure to thank your host because that is some grade A hospitality.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.

Good job piss poster

[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Hydrohomies would be proud

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 2 days ago

Crossing streams just causes an explosion (see the supernatural documentary Ghostbusters), if your balls touch, that's what makes you gay.

[-] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 2 days ago

dont get caught up in the.. CROSSFIRE!!

[-] ClownStatue@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Was the bathtub occupied?

If the next guest would only know what happened in that sink. Do this at home in your own sink you cowards

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Is he falling over backwards?

[-] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 84 points 2 days ago

Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago

Imagine showing up for a group pee and peeing less than a litre?? Stuff of nightmares

[-] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.

Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

They're chugging water because it's a 3 way ladder elimination event. If you make it through you'd best have enough piss for the next round.

[-] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.

Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.

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