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[–] [email protected] 155 points 10 months ago (11 children)

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live", ~some holy book

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Make better coleslaw maybe?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

My colleague's ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

He probably does it while eating slaw

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Like a boss

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

Shut your whore mouth!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Bless their heart.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Tell me you're basic without telling me you're basic

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My pH is ~7.4

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I didn't like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it's not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

huh? coleslaw is amazing

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

i am the trash

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

This is the wrongest thing I've ever read in my damn life!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I've had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I've had coleslaw that's delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I'll take it if you're not gonna eat it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seems like someone has their weekend planned

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That explains my man tits

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I've tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I'm not paying for it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Amen!

I fucking love me some slaw, but a Reuben by definition has kraut, period.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

... I'm glad someone else said it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.

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