Microslop is going to spend 2026 improving Windows 11. It comes after Windows update quality issues and complaints about the operating system.

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[–] 288 points 7 months ago* (5 children)

I have a strong feeling they won't be removing the spying, AI everywhere, ads, and bloatware. Microsoft views those as positives.

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  • [–] 60 points 7 months ago

    Tech has long been in the era of surveillance capitalism. Windows, Chrome, MacOS/iOS(iAds, NewsApp, notarization security, mediaanalysisd, and the most locked down hardware on earth), Android, the majority of all of the apps in the various walled gardens are all out to extract, analyze and monetize every aspect of our digital lives... which is a lot of our waking hours.

    As users of these services we all need to ask ourselves if the companies who now make up the lion-share our retirement savings, who collectively dictate how we view and interact with the world really have anything but their own best interests in mind.

    Most people would say no but "what am I supposed to do?". People really need to understand that power like the kind that these mega-corps have is only taken and basically never surrendered willingly. Vote with your dollars now and for as long as it takes to see the fall of these vile companies.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    If Microsoft walks back their use of AI in the development of Windows, that would be a major admission of failure on their part.

    But it will probably help prolong their market dominance a great deal. Because up until they started destroying their own OS, all they needed to do to remain on the top was literally nothing.

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    [–] 88 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

    I wake up to a bright flashing of my phone.

    It is 3am, damn I forget to turn my phone to silent.

    I can't resist the urge, who would text me this time of night??!?

    "hey I have been thinking about you, you know I think we could work it out together. I will spend 2026 improving myself I promise. Please baby I miss you"

    "go to bed Microslop, you are drunk and you are the one that wanted the divorce because you left me for Al" I text back frustratedly and turn my phone to silent.

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    [–] 58 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Marketing bullshit. Microsoft isn't going to actually reverse any of the enshittification it's inflicted on Windows.

    If you don't have any customer mandated software that requires Windows, I'm looking at you AutoDesk, then do yourself a favor and go ahead take the week to install and learn Linux Mint.

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    [–] 56 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Rebuild trust?

    1. remove all telemetry
    2. remove all ai bullshit
    3. remove ads
    4. open source the whole code

    Then, and only then, we might start to trust again.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    To add to this list

    1. Remove WebView apps. Eat our own dogfood and use MAUI.
    2. Go back to the classic Start Menu. Use API to make the whole UI available for customizations
    3. Get rid of the whole shitty "Settings" menu and go back to the Control Panel.
    4. Drop backwards compatibility for a bunch of crap. Stop pulling the 1980s forward, let that shit die.
    5. Address real modern issues with compatibility and performance with current CPUs
    6. Undo all the vibe coding.
    7. Focus on stability and performance, not trying to be "An experience". Windows runs apps, make it do that the best it can.
    8. For the love of everything holy, take a risk and modernize the OS. This goes back to 8. But as someone who makes Windows Server golden images for multiple platforms, FUCKING CHRIST. Having to use the Autounattend to even get anything started, and that's often (Even in Azure) just a minimal thing to get some client to do the real work, should tell you there's a problem. The Autounattend is poorly documented. I learned more from just building a basic VM on different providers and seeing what they figured out. I could write a god damn novel on the shortcomings of the initial installation and customization of Windows, but it's especially embarrassing for their Server platform
    9. Stop dropping support for the crap that works. Just so you can sell an inferior subscription version. WSUS being sunset is stupid. Having on-prem WSUS is always going to be faster and easier. You should focus on making that better instead of letting it limp along and then "Oh, we have an overpriced and slower option!" Get bent.
    10. Azure Local is a really fucking cool idea. That was an god awful pricing as far as I can tell. But neat.
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    [–] 49 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Rebuild trust… by integrating more mandatory and default-on server-based features?

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  • [–] 44 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I already moved to Linux, and I'm not going back.

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    [–] 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    They'll never read nor act on this feedback, but here's my list:

    • drop the AI
    • drop the ads
    • stop pushing services, namely cloud
    • stop requiring Microsoft accounts

    Honestly win10 was great when it dropped. Not sure why we needed 11.

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    [–] 41 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Rebuilding trust for most companies means some bullshit marketing campaign. New catch phrase. Some promotion. It rarely means admitting fault and changing direction. It would take something really huge for that to happen. Perhaps a combination of AI bubble burst, leadership change, shareholder revolt.

    Everything anti-consumer in Windows is a deliberate choice aimed at extracting more revenue from customers. This isn't unique to Microsoft. They exist to make money for their shareholders.

    If like me you think a lot of companies have been incredibly short sighted and are burning their brands and customer loyalty for short term gains, just look at the stock prices. Short termism is making a killing for tech companies while the rest of the economy is treading water. Is it sustainable? I don't think so. Does it matter for Microsoft or any of the other tech companies?

    I have been a customer of companies that were awesome for years then sold out and their prices sky rocketed. They were clearly bleeding customers but every time they did they just put the price up more. Some people always stay for some reason. This can go on for years. As long as they keep screwing people faster than people leave they are probably making a lot more money in the short term than they would have made with a longer vision. That is business these days. People aren't building products for the long term anymore. Now that thinking seems to have moved to companies. Modern business leaders are about gobbling revenues up like a locust plague then moving on to the next pasture.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    I read the statement as 'We're going to stop announcing controversial changes and spend more money on propaganda firms who will fill your social media with fake users who have a bunch of stories about how trustworthy Microsoft is'

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    [–] 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    MS is about to learn how hard it is to build trust in commercial markets, and why it's a terrible decision to set that on fire for a short term profit. Honestly, it's hard to find a better example of a company that had a more comfortable and ideal position in their market, that just decided to disrupt itself without any pressure or prompting. You wanna gamble, you gotta be ready to lose.

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    [–] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    About thirty years too late. That horse has bolted long ago.

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    [–] 32 points 7 months ago

    Man… :( please don’t do that. That’s super boring. They were doing so great pushing people to use Linux.

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  • [–] 27 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    It should not be hard to browse local files on a computer. 

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  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago

    Way too fucking late for that.

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  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago

    Please don't. It's actually quite funny if you don't have to use windows at all.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Microslop is going to spend 2026 improving Windows 11.

    Why bother? Just upgrade everyone to Windows 10.

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago

    Been a linux user for a solid 9 years now. Never going back!

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    You want trust? Fuck off with Slopilot and start supporting windows 10 again.

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    [–] 20 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    It seems like we’re at a real turning point for Linux adoption. I’m an Apple nerd, but I love seeing people switch to Linux and write about what a (mostly) positive experience it is. Cheers to my fellow nerds getting off the screaming pile of garbage MS if forcing on people who just want a computer that works.

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    [–] 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Good luck with that - you would need to scrap the entire operating system.

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    [–] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Maybe if they keep making it worse and worse it will kind of circle back to good.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago*

    “I see you’re trying to edit this config file and respect your choice to do so. May I take this task over from you? No wait, I’ll make a test run and save it elsewhere for review. No wait, that’s too forward of me, I’ll delete it instead.

    Come to think of it I’ll delete myself as well, goodbye”

    clanker.exe terminated

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    [–] 15 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Translation: They going to try to “marketing” their way out of this hole.

    Nothing about Windows or Microsoft will fundamentally change.

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    [–] 14 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    lol

    Lmao, even

    Also, hi from bazzite, which runs the vast majority of games I’m interested in flawless, and usually with even better performance than W10 (let alone W11)

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    [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    Didn't they have to pull a botched update like last week?

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Next week:

    “We’ve listened to your feedback and have made the hard decision. Copilot will henceforth bear the likeness of Clippy”

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    [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    … but it was already too late. They alienated their users completely and Linux is soooo nice.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Too late for me. But thanks for telling me my computer wasn't good enough for Win 11 and forcing me to install Linux. It was a breeze, and computing is fun again.

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    [–] 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Hey Satya, just give us Win10 back and fuck off, you bald fraud.

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    [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    Source code or perish.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    The problem is upper management. Without touching that there is no hope for improvement.

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    Already switched to Linux... super happy with it.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I prefer to use Linux. Arch Linux.

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    [–] 10 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I guess I have to thank MS for pushing me into using Linux Mint. And I love it.

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    [–] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Great, so windows 9 is going to come out?

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    [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I personally just want a glorified calculator (that works on text too) I can trust in doing what I tell it to do. And not some "experience" that does all kinds of unspecified things in the background. But that's just me.

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    [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Are they, tho?

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