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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
Rob Zombie is not
Rob Zombie is just a man
He is alive still
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[-] pineheap@infosec.pub 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I like McDonalds

But Wendy’s is much better.

Burger King is shit

[-] mcz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Do they have pepsi? I won't comment on if that's good or bad

[-] mech@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago
Do  they  have  pepsi  ?   
I will not comment on if    
that  is  good  or   bad
[-] mcz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for turning a stupid comment into a nice haiku!

[-] HelloRoot@lemy.lol 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I thought this thread is

bout HaikuOS instead.

It is not. My bad.

[-] plateee@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago
Haikus are quite hard
I mean, what words could go next? 
Pancreatitis.
[-] mcz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Haha tittis lmao

[-] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

I downclick your post

The content does not belong

I gatekeep alone

[-] mech@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"What you call Linux
Is really GNU plus Linux"

nibbles on toenail

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I write a haiku
It is all about farting
Oops I pooped my pants

[-] mcz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fart around – find out!

[-] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 8 points 2 weeks ago
Hey! Stay uprayed, fam! 
Oh wait, or is it prayed up?  
I forget. Oh well. 
[-] mcz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
this haiku is  
like winter and ur moms dick
too short
[-] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for losing the funhole terrible haiku event!

[-] mcz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for helping me lose!

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
Too Short is O.G.
Gave to us Blowjob Betty
Code name for your mom
[-] mech@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago
Define a function   
"colon". Call it, pipe it back,   
hide it, run it, BOOM
[-] mcz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha colon lulz. Hahaha

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

thank you for content

you did work hard on it yes

typed into text box

[-] cathfish@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
I have spent money 
For the defense of Europe 
Please give me ice block 
[-] cathfish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
Phone is very bad
As killing people 
Books only are good enough 
[-] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
  Post content.

Thanked for content.

Thanking the engaged.

  ~• Funhole •~

I hate formatting on lemmy, why is it even doing that ¿

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

dollar underscore
equals tilde slash dot slash
slash semicolon

[-] Klear@quokk.au 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He's doing science and he's alive still...🎶

[-] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for creating terrible content!

[-] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thank you for winning the funhole terrible haiku event!

[-] SuperEars@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Reboot was the shit
Ever heard of a Frisket?
Alphanumeric

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
Five syllables then
Seven syllables and then
Five more at the end
[-] Jayjader@jlai.lu 5 points 2 weeks ago

my public text post
slurped to train the L.L.M.
Funhole, honeypot?

[-] mech@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

arr emm space minus
arr eff space slash return FUCK
peak Linux humor

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is a haiku Cabinetry family Cabinetry family

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

30 additional days for sass.

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah. Just like momma made

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is a haiku It is not that good Crap at write haiku

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 weeks ago

One day we will all

Learn that religion is fake

And embrace the void.

[-] Thalfon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
A proper haiku
Must also follow these rul--
*shot for pedantry*
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