Yes but also hear me out

"Do we need a meeting on this?"
Honestly, no.
"I really think we need a meeting"
Fine, whatever.
"Great, can you make an agenda?"
Fuck off.

I mean, how are managers going to justify their jobs if the absurdity of meetings is revealed ?

Duh, we meet because we have a meeting scheduled, next question?

Also they take an hour because that's how long they were scheduled for.

Also we are not allowed to ask questions during meetings. Instead we need to schedule separate meetings for those. Never mind, I forgot what I wanted to ask anyway?

I've been here the whole time!