“If you ever, ever bring me coffee this weak again I’ll do something to you that makes Dr. Jetrel’s metreon cascade look a vacation on Risa.”
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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Jesus christ!
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Smart man
(I need to start making Stamets gifs... fucking hell. I'm running low.)
This made me wonder, what's the plural of Tuvix? Tuvices?
Well whatever it is, don’t Google search tuvixxx. Worst mistake of my life.
I'm going in. If I don't make it back, tell my wife "Hello".
Since Tuvix is a proper noun, it would be “Tuvixes”
I love the grammar pedantry on these posts…
Not necessarily. It depends if the word is of Greek, Latin or Germanic origin.
Tuvixiiiiii
I read that as it was insanely strong. It’s not that she didn’t like it, but that she wasn’t expecting it.
Janeway would probably survive an intravenous drip of pure undiluted caffeine. She's like Bender, but instead of alcohol, it's coffee.
This made my morning. Thank you!
What episode is this from?
It looks like someone put her in the microwave.
I love that phrasing.
I think this is the first season, but I could be completely wrong. I'm going off of the hair style and, surprisingly for a gay guy and a cosmetology student, I'm shit at recognizing hair styles.
I just realized that it might be from Caretaker.
Everyone knows that Janeway had two hair styles. Up in a bun for the first few seasons, then cut short into a bob for the rest of the series.
But she actually had a different, more complicated hairstyle before voyager was sent to the Delta Quadrant. Something I didn't notice until rewatching the whole series a few years back.
After the shockwave, her hair is all screwed up and they actually make it a point to show her walking down a corridor while quickly fixing her hair into the simple bun that she would keep for the early seasons.
I think this screen is from when her perfectly-styled hair was still in disarray.
I could be wrong.
I could be wrong.
Let's test your theory, shall we?
you… you have a bookmark folder named „gay“
Yes. Yes I do. As I told Xusontha when he noticed it, "I felt that was more polite looking than 'Porn'"
🤣
I love checking peoples screenshots for Easter eggs. You have good taste in password managers though you should switch to Linux and ditch Windows. 👍
Thank you very much! Although I'd rather die than use Linux. I am not a fan. Of what it stands for? Sure. Of the way it was implemented? Feels like nails on chalkboard to me. Again. To me. Just personal opinion.
And your bookmarks are so neatly arranged into folders. Mine are a disorganised mess.
Oh they were a catastrophe. I just had to hide all of them so I quickly sorted them around lol
Ah, so Gay is just code for Gay + Misc.
Stamets: "Where the hell does this go?"
shrugs and puts it in the gay folder
Oh no. Everything in that Gay folder is porn. I just quickly sorted them into appropriate folders.
I can hear the music from that scene in my head. Best cold open to any Star Trek series.
Unfortunately the quest to find the origin of the picture continues. Her hair stays like this until she buns it up in the hallway. However I'm wondering if her hair gets dissheleved again in this episode so I'm going to speed through it real fast.
Edit: Nope. Not that episode.
What about the Year of Hell episodes? All the crew and Voyager look like they've been through the meat grinder.
There's a reason it's taking me a few moments to get to that scene... I do love Voyager.
It might be from the episode where Seven traveled back in time to before when Voyager was launched.
Is it the one where Kim dies and alt Kim goes to live on the surviving ship?
The power of caffeine
It has the capability of motivating humans into traveling from one end of the galaxy to the other
Strong enough to murder, perhaps