17% of Americans can throw themselves directly into a volcano.

17 percent of Americans need lobotomies.

Even if 100 percent of then wanted to they still wouldn't have a moral claim over it.

Is it bad if I want Canada to annex Minnesota? (where I happen to live.)

Canadian here: FUCK. OFF.

So many US sources say shit like "only 17 %" as if this is a low value. It's infuriating

Fucking hell that's too high. They've been nothing but an excellent neighbor to us and they want to remain sovereign. This is just a demand for a forever war against old friends that will also result in us actually being attacked on our own soil for once. Because yeah, they know where our bases are and if we're invading they're going to use their modern military.

In fact, I'm angry at the term annex here. Annex is a word that feels neutral and like it could be bloodless, the word in question is invade or go to war with. Going to war with Canada would result in attacks on our cities. Civilians will die on both sides for no fucking gain. Billions of dollars in infrastructure will be wiped out for good reason and that's all assuming that nato stays neutral, which they've made pretty clear isn't the case. We need to start talking here with the people in our lives about how that's what "annexing" canada looks like, and make damn sure that we get into the 90+% range vociferously opposing this bullshit.

I was always kinda hopin' Canada would annex us instead.

The percentage of Americans– actually humans in general– who’re are just utterly irredeemably idiotic is above 17% in my estimation. So coming in less than that is a win in my book.

God no. Please Canada, don't join us! We are a dumpster fire right now. If we try yo gorce you, fight us!

17% of Americans are abjectly stupid

Probably 15% of those don't know what annex means

25 pc of the president's base is evangelical. They want chaos, war, misery, to hasten the second coming (of angry vengeful jesus, none of that weak ass new testament bullshit,) where the faithful, them, get brought to heaven and the world drowns in lakes of blood and fire.

These people believe in nothing to advance the common good, the common good to them is pain, strife, and the end of the world.

Naturally they see the president and his puppet master in Israel making US and UK swells dance waving around tapes of them fucking children with epstein as a gift from god to bring on this rapture.

Meanwhile I'm sitting here wishing Canada would annex the U.S.

Or at least New England. Not even the whole of New England. They can leave Connecticut behind. That may be better for everyone.

NGL I'd want Canada to annex us.

I'm in the PNW, it's a fairly common sentiment around here.

And those 17% couldn't find Canada on a map if their lives depended on it.

Well of course they do. Its just so unfair that Canadians get public health care, parental leave, good public education, no school shootings, and better treatment of citizens. Why should Canadians have a better lifestyle than american slaves?

I can only assume this 17% want to because they're just parroting their Dear Leader.

Any same person would ask "why?"

This is questionable. Partially because the knuckle draggers who support trump largely wouldn't know what the word annex means.

And how many percent of them hesitated to say that they agree with that?

Canada can easily kick that 17% of the US' ass, especially given all the infighting an invasion of Canada would cause.

Fuck it, those Americans really should come here and say that. See what happens.

I want Canada, Denmark, or almost anyone else to annex the US west coast.

Maybe Canada could trade Alberta with the US in exchange for Oregon, Washington, and California.

thoughtless 17% like putting old, shriveled, tiny, sodium filled, pedophilic, mushroom shaped things in their zyn filled mouths when told to