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[-] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Stocked up on lemon, garlic, and butter.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Breathing air.

[-] Woad@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Watching The Shape of Water.

[-] whiskers165@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I live 1,000 ft above sea level, half a days drive from the ocean. The only waterway connected to my property is an unnavigable creek. Good luck, Sea Peoples, my fortress might as well be impregnable

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

I see you understood the graveness of the situation. Well done.

[-] whiskers165@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I had to hide in a cave eating lizards for three weeks last time they came around, not doing that again

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah the collapse of civilisation event sucks.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

What if the sea people breed like salmon?

[-] gustofwind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I live on land

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Learning songs from The Little Mermaid

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Preparing nuclear weapons to boil off all the world's oceans.

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I trained Orcas to follow them to their secret hideout.
They won't be so secretive this time around.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

My county is landlocked and I live about 150 metres above sea level.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Landcucking the Sea people, smart!

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