stay away from the racism factory don't pay attention to the signing bonuses
Oh god know, fuck those guys
Edit: i mean don't fuck those guys, just, screw them
talk to your union rep
I haven't read the EBA (ejaculation blowjob agreement) do you think my section delegate could give me a quick blow by blow?
you will be missed
The cream pie at the farewell afternoon tea was a nice touch. Thanks ❤️🩵🩷
Could always come over and work with me on the pearl necklace assembly line.
I've been cockblocked from all DSC (Dick Sucking Corp) worksites
My buddy Dick Flatner is a contractor with a CBT shop. Might get you a decent gig swinging a mallet.
I swing!
There's good money in moving to china to work at their milking factories
the dragon stirs, who will rise to suck it
There are man-milking machines everywhere for those with eyes to see
it's not about the money; it's about the work. lol
That was a close one. Section 6, Article C of the emplpyee handbook states only dick sucking may occur on premises and it must only be done on the factory floor for the purpose of furthering the business objective of providing an exemplsry dick sucking experience. That would have been bad had you violated that instead of just getting laid off
I didn't look at the employee handjobbook so not sure how closely I toed the line
Yes but were they doing it on the cock or not?
GOOD post
Damn, hopefully you can get a job at the dick licking factory 🫂
Hopefully, i have had intercourse with someone over there recently
CRUD i meant 'dealings' with
You got laid? That sounds like WINNING
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo