stay away from the racism factory don't pay attention to the signing bonuses

talk to your union rep

you will be missed

There's good money in moving to china to work at their milking factories

That was a close one. Section 6, Article C of the emplpyee handbook states only dick sucking may occur on premises and it must only be done on the factory floor for the purpose of furthering the business objective of providing an exemplsry dick sucking experience. That would have been bad had you violated that instead of just getting laid off

Damn, hopefully you can get a job at the dick licking factory 🫂

You got laid? That sounds like WINNING