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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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You may remember the last time i did this: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/37430077 .

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[-] human@slrpnk.net 66 points 3 months ago

What's the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 3 months ago

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[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 23 points 3 months ago

"hold nose, jab bleach"

[-] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 3 months ago

What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 3 months ago

ccccvvbbmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /.,,,,,,,,,,

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago

Jfyvshjht uffh. Gsgb huhgryuhhhkjh?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 3 months ago

fdgddddddddddd

[-] Today@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

What's a guinea pig's favorite food?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 3 months ago

kjkl lk l;jm

[-] 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org 41 points 3 months ago

Was god and nations made for slavery?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 3 months ago

,b vvbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[-] 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org 63 points 3 months ago

...my god... this changes everything.

[-] generallynonsensical@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Are you being held against your will and forced to do mundane tasks so your master can gather fake internet points?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 months ago

mmmmmmmmmmm,.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[-] generallynonsensical@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Ahh...so you're doing it for the snacks. Gotcha.

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 months ago

Why is she so cute?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 months ago

n0o vh

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[-] twinnie@feddit.uk 32 points 3 months ago

How do I get rid of this hangover?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 3 months ago

cnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmc5 2222222222222222`m2

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

What is my password? I've forgotten.

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 months ago

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[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 months ago

Wheek wheek wheeeeeek!

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago

weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadsxfgh

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Wheek, wheek wheek. Wheek wheek?

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 23 points 3 months ago

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 months ago

kkl'

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[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 months ago

I'm looking for rigorous references for stochastic calculus. Can you give me some references?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago

tyhsgmmmmmmmmk

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 3 months ago

Thank you ♥️

[-] pipes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

tyhsgmk: thank you honestly so goddam muuuuuuch kay? 😁

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[-] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

What are your top stocks to watch for the year?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago

nbvyytfa

[-] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Sounds like Nvidia puts to me

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 16 points 3 months ago

What is my cat freaking out about?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago

fggggfx

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 15 points 3 months ago

Figures!

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 15 points 3 months ago

What kind of porn should I watch right now?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 months ago

';.,,,,,,;,,,,,,,,,,,,, n

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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

What is your credit card number? (Please include expiration date and the 3 funny numbers on the back)

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[-] communism@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago

How do you like your carrots? Whole, chopped in a certain way?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

gvvvvv bn

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[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

What's op's password?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 months ago

nm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Incorrect login credentials

angery

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

What's your reading list for 2026?

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[-] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

Should i wear a shirt or my hoodie tomorrow for work?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

kkkkkl;;;;;;;;;;;;::;;;;;;/.

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[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 10 points 3 months ago

Please prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis

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