Man, if someone told me they were going to get rid of my cat, I'd never see them again. And if they actually tried, no one else would, either
this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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No joke. Cats are a civilized companion for a civilized man.
What I don’t understand is why a lady would prefer to get finger blasted by someone who just picked up dog poop nary an hour ago with that same hand. Cats rule, dogs drool.
Edit: apparently I needed an /s here to make it clear that my word choice is meant to be flip. The dog mafia can stand down.
I mean I agree in principle, but I did once had a cat who drooled a lot!
My cats both had severe untreated syphilis when they were kittens which fucked up their sinuses. One of them just has a leaky eye but the other has two fucked up inner eyelids, two leaky eyes, and a VERY leaky nose. She will have sneezing fits randomly and it's like D-Day. We take cover or quickly scoot her to the hardwood floor to limit what she covers in snot lmao. Love them both to death though
How does a kitten get syph... you know what, don't answer that
These type of things seem so made up.
Ragebait just works
So fucking fake, and I’m glad the reply has a red box around it… otherwise I’d miss it!
Also I don’t see why it’s gay to like pussies 🤷