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Clever Comebacks

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No joke. Cats are a civilized companion for a civilized man.

What I don’t understand is why a lady would prefer to get finger blasted by someone who just picked up dog poop nary an hour ago with that same hand. Cats rule, dogs drool.

Edit: apparently I needed an /s here to make it clear that my word choice is meant to be flip. The dog mafia can stand down.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean I agree in principle, but I did once had a cat who drooled a lot!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My cats both had severe untreated syphilis when they were kittens which fucked up their sinuses. One of them just has a leaky eye but the other has two fucked up inner eyelids, two leaky eyes, and a VERY leaky nose. She will have sneezing fits randomly and it's like D-Day. We take cover or quickly scoot her to the hardwood floor to limit what she covers in snot lmao. Love them both to death though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

How does a kitten get syph... you know what, don't answer that