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More beard = More good. Right?

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Why was All Good Things such a good last episode? One reason.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Damn. With a beard, Patrick Stewart looks very similar to Ian McKellen as Gandalf.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

More beard = definitely needs more beard

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

There's no Star Fleet regulation for hair length right?

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yer an Ensign, Harry!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well actually… 🤓

According to this Stackexchange answer to a similar question there's a sort of semi-official Starfleed Academy Training Manual that had "extensive involvement" from the production staff but is ultimately fan-made, and it has this to say about facial hair:

Starfleet uniform regulations require that men keep faces shaven, except that a short, neat moustache/beard is permitted. No unusual beards or moustaches are permitted. Men must keep their hair neatly and closely trimmed, length not to exceed seven centimetres. Women must keep their hair neatly arranged, with back hair touching but not falling below the collar. Side hair must be trimmed to show a close contour.

And I mean, considering that Starfleet is essentially a military organization (or paramilitary at best), I'd be really surprised if they didn't have grooming standards.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

"Mutton chops, or goatee?"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Mom and Dad save the world! Absolute classic. Also, mutton chops sir!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

It's the same picture.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Only if, at least once an episode, he stroked the beard thusly.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Only if Data were to frequently stroke the beard thusly.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

And thrice for Deanna Troi's beard.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He looks like a celebrity. I can’t figure out who. Please help!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Zuckerberg with a beard.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

He does have an uncanny resemblance to Bret Spiner. 🤔

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Al Borlan from Tool Time

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What a sexy mandroid

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Don't even make me start about Spock's beard

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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