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[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 169 points 1 month ago

I want that to gain traction, and for e-girls to unionise and become a stronger political force than Christian groups.

Im not saying it would necessarily be good, I just want to see it happen. This timeliness anythings possible.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago

Most egirls would be better at being world leaders tbh

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Pretty much anyone would be. Bring back sortition!

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Fewer kids would get raped. Coaches would still happen.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mary Carey for California 2003.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Carey_(actress)
When then Gray Davis was being recalled she threw her hat into the ring. ̶U̶̶n̶̶s̶̶u̶̶̶c̶̶e̶̶s̶̶s̶̶f̶̶u̶̶l̶ She dropped out, but her effort set a modern-day open door for any celebrity to enter the politics arena. This solidified Arnold Schwarzenegger's later win.

edit- clarification

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

She dropped out of the race in October 2006 to care for her mother, who had jumped off a building while off her medications.

As happens

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Ahem Reagan

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

So basically you're saying that we need a slightly less cybernetically augmented, real world version of the Moxes.

... I mean, yeah, syndicalism is overdue for a comeback, as real world rapidly cyberpunkifies.

[-] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

For real we have much crazier shit already, give us mobilised unionised egirls

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[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Only if they join forces with the gambling clan, then can they amass enough political & financial clout. Maybe Internet cat video lovers as well.

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 164 points 1 month ago

No honkers for me till Maduro is free

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 month ago

I didn't think anyone cares about Maduro.

With this invasion US broke both international as well as its own laws.

And, after removing Maduro he is just planning to leave the old regime in place? So at this point there isn't even excuse to help people of Venezuela it is just to steal resources and screw the people.

At this point it's the same thing Russia does.

[-] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

America behaves the same way it has since its conception: murder and pillage without remorse because the bag and power is all that matters

Furthermore, it represents a continuation of Western imperialism, with the same barbarism of ages old, because the West/America never went through a civilizational makeover since their OG colonizing days

"It's the same thing Russia does."

Come on, man. 😐

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[-] M137@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Well, no American honkers. You did the "murican forgetting the rest of the world exists" thing for an old man's masturbation material.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's a lot harder to rhyme.

edit: This would have been a great opportunity to reference B99 but I couldn't find a good image macro.

[-] lengau@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago
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[-] djdarren@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

No, people outside the US sadly lack the honkers. There are only Yankee Honkers.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

not enough, you should support Venesuelan hookers instead

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 107 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Guy has more principles than 80% of the population I'd say.

[-] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago
[-] yeahiknow3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Masterbation>>mass murder

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Ethical gooner. 👍

[-] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 55 points 1 month ago
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

~~Voting with your wallet~~ Voting with your genitalia: Power of what's in your pants

[-] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Walks away, throws a toy over the bushes

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[-] degen@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Wait, do we each have one genital and genitalia refers to both kinds?

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't know, I thought in reductionist terms penis and vulva refers to two of them personally/subjectively in singular; second language English is hard.

[-] degen@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

I wasn't criticizing your grammar or anything. I didn't even consider you might not be a native speaker! You legitimately got me thinking as someone who is lol but yeah English is wrecked. Especially plurals, damn Greek and Latin

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[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He won’t touch the wee

Until Maduro is free

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago
[-] kevin2107@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago
[-] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

A man has to have a code

[-] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

First, using your own photo on your profile. Second, using that to comment on a porn site. Third, giving up your favorite wank for a political statement. This man is fearless.

[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 3 points 1 month ago

Honestly this dude is based.

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[-] AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

🤣🙌🏾

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 23 points 1 month ago

All sacrificed some Some sacrificed all 🎗️

[-] pornwasablowjob@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 month ago

Okay but who's the creator? I need to know for my research paper "economic effects of the Trump administration on critical American industries."

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[-] Fugit@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago
[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

That's bloody good, too

[-] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

🫡 What a brave soul

[-] Heikki2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Who is that? I to want to avoid her videos.

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