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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 month ago

Rust enjoyers are Crab People.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

AKA the final stage of evolution

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Everything ends with carcinization. It's just evolution, bro.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:
picture of crab

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna put them in my mouth

[-] meejle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Oh yessssss

[-] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I got a big bag of crabs here

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

They can't have it. Because they don't have a paying job

[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Because executives only need the application work on the PPT-level, and make it in two days. Modern software engineering is dead.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

it's worse than that; people who've never done it are empowered to make decisions on it.

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Ppt? Like PowerPoint?

[-] Vitaly@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Where is this guy that likes crabs alot when we need him

[-] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Damarus@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

They're full of crab

this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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