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[–] 68 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Die Hard, Alan Rickman stays human.

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    [–] 44 points 8 months ago*

    The Truman Show, Truman.

    Or for a different kind of funny, The Truman Show and the human is the director.

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  • [–] 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off, keep Cameron

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    [–] 35 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    My family has discussed this specifically with LOTR for over a year now.

    Keep Elijah Wood as Frodo. Kermit is Aragorn. Gandalf is Rolf the dog, has been a wizard before and can be Gandrolf. Arwen is Mrs Piggy. Sarumon is Sam the eagle Galadriel is Janice Eleond is Dr Teeth Rest of electric mayhem plays elves, except Animal, who plays the cave troll. Sweetums plays the Balrog Long Théoden is Fozzie Wormtongue is Statler and Woldorf.

    We had more but these are highlights, and also the correct casting after much debate

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    [–] 34 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Watchmen. I don't know who I want as a human, but it won't be Fozziemandias.

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    [–] 28 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

    "Mister Anderson..."

    My wife suggests Rocky Horror, keep Tim Curry.

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    [–] 28 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Muppets Christmas Carol.

    Michael Caine.

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    [–] 24 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Fury Road. Max is the human.

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    [–] 22 points 8 months ago

    Being John Malkovich, John Malkovich.

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago

    The Matrix, yes, but everyone is human inside the matrix and a muppet on the outside

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago

    The Big Lebowski, keep Jeff Bridges. It’s all an acid flashback.

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago

    Do the Muppets do Muppet things or are they doing the performances in the original style?

    I feel I would like dredd with Karl urban and zero changes to his performance, but the Muppets doing silly stuff.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 17 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Hot Fuzz, but keep Simon Pegg

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Id like to make the argument for hot fuzz with either nick frost or david Bradley as the non-muppet. With an honorable mention to Peter Jackson because it would be funny to have the only real person be dressed as santa stabbing a muppet.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    No Country For Old Men. The old man at the gas station is the only human. 5 mins of random human screentime in a sea of Muppet violence

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (4 children)
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    [–] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Backdoor sluts 9.

    The backdoor slut.

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    [–] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

    I Am Legend. Will Smith.

    It would be an apocalypse where everyone was turned into a bloodthirsty muppet

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    [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    The Passion Of The Christ with Jesus as the only human would be a fascinating watch

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    "Murder on the Orient Express", everyone but Poirot.

    would it be wrong to want a muppets murder mystery? if it is, I don't want to be right

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    [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    Back to the Future. Biff is the only human.

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    Escape from Ney York and Escape from L.A. , keep Kurt Russell

    Taken, keep Liam Neisen

    The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell

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    [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Mad Max, but the guy who eats chrome paint is the only real actor.

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    [–] 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    The Truman Show, Jim Carrey of course

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    [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    Troy. The horse is now a human and the muppets (the soldiers) will be hiding under his shirt.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Original Star Wars trilogy - Harrison Ford.

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    [–] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Moon (2009), Sam Rockwell. Hmmm.

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    [–] 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, this is fun. Inglorious Bastards. Christopher Waltz. If only for the scalping scene.

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    [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Team America World Police

    But with human Matt Damon

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    [–] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

    Lord of the ring, Sudekis Serkis.

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    [–] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    "The fast and the furious", Vin Diesel

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    [–] 9 points 8 months ago*

    I'm definitely showing my lack of knowledge on live action movies, but Holes. Keep Stanley Yelnats. Make him forced to work with and be watched over by a bunch of muppets.

    Either that, or To Kill A Mockingbird and keep the main character while having her surrounded by muppets.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    1917, the human being the brother they're looking for.

    I really just want to see that final trench run sequence with Kermit running at full pelt, arms waving as hundreds of Muppets go over the top

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    [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    V for Vendetta, keep Evey.

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    [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    The Neverending Story, Keep Atreyu

    The Princess Bride, Keep Wesley

    Legend, Keep Tim Curry

    Apollo 13, and Forrest Gump, keep Tom Hanks for both.

    The Labyrinth, but even Sarah is a muppet, and of course we are keeping David Bowie.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Passion of the Christ only Jesus is human

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    [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Training Day (2001) keep Denzel Washington

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    [–] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Rocky Horror Picture Show: Channing Tatum or John Cena or something to play Rocky, everyone else is a Muppet. Because no human alive could ever replace Tim Curry, but we could maybe use all of Tim Curry's original work to voice a Muppet.

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