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[-] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago

Die Hard, Alan Rickman stays human.

[-] hades@feddit.uk 23 points 1 month ago

That basically is Die Hard.

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[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Truman Show, Truman.

Or for a different kind of funny, The Truman Show and the human is the director.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, keep Cameron

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[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

My family has discussed this specifically with LOTR for over a year now.

Keep Elijah Wood as Frodo. Kermit is Aragorn. Gandalf is Rolf the dog, has been a wizard before and can be Gandrolf. Arwen is Mrs Piggy. Sarumon is Sam the eagle Galadriel is Janice Eleond is Dr Teeth Rest of electric mayhem plays elves, except Animal, who plays the cave troll. Sweetums plays the Balrog Long Théoden is Fozzie Wormtongue is Statler and Woldorf.

We had more but these are highlights, and also the correct casting after much debate

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[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 34 points 1 month ago

Watchmen. I don't know who I want as a human, but it won't be Fozziemandias.

[-] Xenny@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dr Manhattan is the only choice to stay the same but "human" is debatable. Rorschach is a runner up

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Mister Anderson..."

My wife suggests Rocky Horror, keep Tim Curry.

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[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Muppets Christmas Carol.

Michael Caine.

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[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 24 points 1 month ago

Fury Road. Max is the human.

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[-] hotdogthud@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Being John Malkovich, John Malkovich.

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

The Matrix, yes, but everyone is human inside the matrix and a muppet on the outside

[-] hoanbridgetroll@midwest.social 20 points 1 month ago

The Big Lebowski, keep Jeff Bridges. It’s all an acid flashback.

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago

Do the Muppets do Muppet things or are they doing the performances in the original style?

I feel I would like dredd with Karl urban and zero changes to his performance, but the Muppets doing silly stuff.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
[-] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Why do they call you red? Elmo is from Ireland.

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[-] ordellrb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Hot Fuzz, but keep Simon Pegg

[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Id like to make the argument for hot fuzz with either nick frost or david Bradley as the non-muppet. With an honorable mention to Peter Jackson because it would be funny to have the only real person be dressed as santa stabbing a muppet.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No Country For Old Men. The old man at the gas station is the only human. 5 mins of random human screentime in a sea of Muppet violence

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

The Russian kid is the only non muppet

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[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Backdoor sluts 9.

The backdoor slut.

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I Am Legend. Will Smith.

It would be an apocalypse where everyone was turned into a bloodthirsty muppet

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[-] CordialCephalopod@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The Passion Of The Christ with Jesus as the only human would be a fascinating watch

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 14 points 1 month ago

"Murder on the Orient Express", everyone but Poirot.

would it be wrong to want a muppets murder mystery? if it is, I don't want to be right

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[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Back to the Future. Biff is the only human.

[-] abaddon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Bonus points when he kills someone fluff flies out instead of blood

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[-] twotonebax@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Escape from Ney York and Escape from L.A. , keep Kurt Russell

Taken, keep Liam Neisen

The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

Mad Max, but the guy who eats chrome paint is the only real actor.

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[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

The Truman Show, Jim Carrey of course

[-] zipkag@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This one takes the cake for me. Can you imagine a baby growing up 24-7 surrounded by muppets and knows literally nothing else? That's wild.

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[-] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Troy. The horse is now a human and the muppets (the soldiers) will be hiding under his shirt.

[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Original Star Wars trilogy - Harrison Ford.

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[-] shadowtofu@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

Moon (2009), Sam Rockwell. Hmmm.

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[-] Odehl@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

Oh, this is fun. Inglorious Bastards. Christopher Waltz. If only for the scalping scene.

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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
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[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Team America World Police

But with human Matt Damon

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[-] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lord of the ring, ~~Sudekis~~ Serkis.

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[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

"The fast and the furious", Vin Diesel

[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

The undercover cop is played by Fozzy Bear

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[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm definitely showing my lack of knowledge on live action movies, but Holes. Keep Stanley Yelnats. Make him forced to work with and be watched over by a bunch of muppets.

Either that, or To Kill A Mockingbird and keep the main character while having her surrounded by muppets.

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

1917, the human being the brother they're looking for.

I really just want to see that final trench run sequence with Kermit running at full pelt, arms waving as hundreds of Muppets go over the top

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[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

V for Vendetta, keep Evey.

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The Neverending Story, Keep Atreyu

The Princess Bride, Keep Wesley

Legend, Keep Tim Curry

Apollo 13, and Forrest Gump, keep Tom Hanks for both.

The Labyrinth, but even Sarah is a muppet, and of course we are keeping David Bowie.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Passion of the Christ only Jesus is human

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[-] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Training Day (2001) keep Denzel Washington

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[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

Rocky Horror Picture Show: Channing Tatum or John Cena or something to play Rocky, everyone else is a Muppet. Because no human alive could ever replace Tim Curry, but we could maybe use all of Tim Curry's original work to voice a Muppet.

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