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[-] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago

Die Hard, Alan Rickman stays human.

[-] hades@feddit.uk 23 points 1 month ago

That basically is Die Hard.

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I DESPERATELY want to see a machine-gun-toting Kermit say "yippee-ki-yay motherfucker"

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 month ago

How did you do that, I came to say the same thing.

Animal plays Al Leong!

[-] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I just went through several options in my head and went with the funniest one. Other contenders were Cast Away with Helen Hunt, or Pulp Fiction with Bruce Willis.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Miss Piggy is Tony Vreski, the German guy he gets the machine gun from (ho ho ho). She never speaks a word of English.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Somehow missing the handgun taped behind Kermit's shoulders, when Kermit's like five inches wide.

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