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[-] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 128 points 3 months ago

You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which linux is the good linux first

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 54 points 3 months ago

Certified true user.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 months ago

You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which socialism is the good socialism first

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[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

It isn't an argument: the answer is Mint.

[-] Ftumch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 months ago

Linux Mint is what you recommend to noobs and normies. All the cool kids are using NixOS now.

[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 months ago

Ha get with the times old man it's cachyos now. Even that's getting old though I assume some new shit will come into the spotlight soon

[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The real cool kids use the new gen of image based distros like Bluefin now 😎

[-] Ftumch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

That's just a less powerful version of NixOS' atomic updates.

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[-] calliope@retrolemmy.com 75 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

TI Graphing calculator, not a graphic calculator.

I’ll see myself out thank you

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 months ago
[-] calliope@retrolemmy.com 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I actually even double checked that it hadn’t changed since the last time I used one! Ha

They were really fun to play with during class though.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago

Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

Mods will delete your comment and ban you immediately if you don’t follow the party line.

Actual discourse between different ideas, convictions, and worldviews is suprisojgly rare between Lemmyings.

[-] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Hey you- you reading this, try talking to someone on the fediverse who's perspective you dont understand. Share what you think and try to understand what they do :)

We're all just here escaping the corporate dystopia. Reject the engagement-centric rage bait socialization we've all been handed and be curious about whatever weird belief system or ideology that internet rando has. We can build a different culture here, its not too late

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[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 3 months ago

Fake and gay

detected

Linux

instead of

GNU/Linux

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'd like to interject for a moment...

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[-] Gust@piefed.social 41 points 3 months ago

Meow for 90 minutes straight? This person knows nothing of the fediverse

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 13 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it's dye hair first (other acceptable colors are purple, pink, and so on), then meow for 90 minutes!

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 months ago

"for ninety minutes straight"

False. We don't do anything straight for any amount of time

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 32 points 3 months ago

Fake. No beans, moths, corn…

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 13 points 3 months ago

Or jeans, pondering orbs, or Taylor Swift's jet... and not even one Star Trek/Wars/LOTR reference!?

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[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 32 points 3 months ago

4½ hours? Whoa look at sleeping beauty over here bragging about how much sleep they get.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Knowing it’s way past time to go to bed when you start to see memes in German on your feed

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 13 points 3 months ago

That's one way to tell time on the internet. The other way was while gaming and looking at the rise and drop of online players.

[-] klu9@piefed.social 29 points 3 months ago

Blocking OP for lack of alt text.

[-] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 29 points 3 months ago

I’m the “It’s Day ___ and they still haven’t noticed me” meme😆

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Certified true user.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

It’s missing “debate who the true bringers of liberation will be: the Judean People’s Front or the People’s Front of Judea”

[-] SleepingInTraffic@feddit.uk 13 points 3 months ago
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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Next morning: Self-diagnose clear signs of sleep deprivation as being ADHD or ASD.

Next afternoon: Google a lot of stuff about neurodivergence but tell everyone you used Duck Duck Go.

Next evening: Look around Lemmy for comments to reply to with all the stuff just learned from Google, even if they're half a year old.

Next late evening: Remember to eat.

Next night: Stay up until 5am complaining about the man, anxiety, and ongoing struggles of a fried brain. Get 3 hours sleep.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Meow for ninety minutes straight

wdym "straight"

[-] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I've been here since the APIcolypse, and I understood about half of the OP, but you get my upvote, anyway.

My defining moment of the fediverse is when I made a stupid joke asking about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and was told the short answer was Capitalism.

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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
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[-] pomfritten@feddit.dk 13 points 3 months ago

For full verification: What exactly is the good kind of Linux?

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago
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[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

An unpopular distribution of course.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 11 points 3 months ago
[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 months ago
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[-] Tweak@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago

The gender flag glitch totally makes this.

[-] Aljernon@lemmy.today 12 points 3 months ago

You neglected: Call everyone to the Left of you a "liberal" before bemoaning the lack of solidarity on the Left.

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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 12 points 3 months ago
[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Certified true user.

[-] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago
[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

Content Warning

[-] grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

like c/food, for instance.

its utterly hilarious, and every time I see a post on that hexbear community, I laugh my ass off.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 10 points 3 months ago

A CW for... tomatoes?!

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and block the whole instance then, just to be on the safe side.🥴

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[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago

TranscriptionA Mastodon post by "YasEen :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag:" @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone.

DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE FEDIVERSE USER

Morning: Eat pronouns cereal for breakfast

Afternoon: Meow for ninety minutes straight and then dye hair blue

Evening: Fediblock an Instance because one of their users forgot to CW for tomatoes in their post

Late evening: Install Linux on a TI graphic calculator, but only the good kind of Linux

Night: Stay up until 3 am and only get 4½ h sleep

Direct link to the Toot.

You're welcome, @klu9@piefed.social

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