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Srs busnis (thelemmy.club)

We have to reach a conclusion here guys.

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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 159 points 5 months ago

It's 2. When you wear a tie, you don't tie it up right under your chin, you tie it at the base of your neck.

This is the correct answer and anyone thinking it's 1, is simply wrong.

[-] Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online 15 points 5 months ago

That's exactly what a velociraptor would want you to think.....

I'm not, I swear! Nervous ~~veloci~~ human screeches

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Luckily for us, they're Absolutely Not A Velociraptor

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 61 points 5 months ago

Does anybody not think it's #2? Seems quite obvious to me.

A more interesting question is how a turtle-neck would look.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 5 months ago

I think it would be better to ask, where does a snake wear a tie?

My neck has a clear end, and the purpose of a tie is to (arguably, I’m just guessing here) tie off the collar of your shirt, what kind of shirt would a snake wear? The tie for humans is arguably more related to our body shape than neck components, so you can’t even say relative to a comparable organ or bone. So where does a snake wear a tie?

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago
[-] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 5 months ago

The answer was in my childhood the entire time

[-] zout@fedia.io 5 points 5 months ago

Every now and then a snake hatches with one or more legs, so just above the shoulders... You could probably count vertibrae or something like that.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think a turtle neck would be up at location #1, as they generally come up to a bit under your chin.

[-] dmention7@midwest.social -4 points 4 months ago

Bro I don't know how to break this to you, but that is a tie, not a turtleneck.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Do you seriously not know how to read? It's a reply to a comment that literally raises the question of where a turtleneck would go.

[-] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 months ago

The point of a necktie is to cover up the buttons on your shirt. #2 is correct.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

But he's not wearing a shirt.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Just use a velcro shirt /j

[-] darkstar@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

How is this a debate? It's definitely 2

Since when do you tie a tie at the top of your neck??

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

2... don't be daft.

[-] denaggels@feddit.org 10 points 5 months ago

I would love #1 to be correct. But there is no way #2 is not correct.

[-] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago

1 at the start of the workday, and 2 by the end

[-] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 6 points 5 months ago
[-] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

I think I might have to side with the squirrel on this one.

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

1 when he is fun. 2 when he is boring.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago
[-] huppakee@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

Long neck should not equal long tie

[-] deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Would you put a tie on the top of your neck?

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago

Umm…

Normally it goes under a shirt collar, but if your otherwise tromping around in your altogether, you are going to make a fashion statement no matter where you tie it.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

I believe the documentary series Dinosaurs has already answer that.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 5 months ago

Por que no los DOS?

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Business: pleasure.

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