this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
542 points (96.7% liked)

Dank Memes

6143 readers
118 users here now

This is the place to be on the interweb when Reddit irreversibly becomes a meme itself and implodes

If you are existing mods from r/dankmemes, you should be mod here too, kindly DM me on either platform

The many rules inherited from

  1. Be nice, don't be not nice
  2. No Bigotry or Bullying
  3. Don't be a dick!
  4. Censor any and all personal information from posts and comments
  5. No spam, outside links, or videos.
  6. No Metabaiting
  7. No brigading
  8. Keep it dank!
  9. Mark NSFW and spoilers appropriately
  10. NO REEEEEEE-POSTS!
  11. No shitposting
  12. Format your meme correctly. No posts where the title is the meme caption!
  13. No agenda posting!
  14. Don't be a critic
  15. Karma threshold? What's that?

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
all 40 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do you think the moaning is coming from the vagina?

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does music come from the bell of a clarinet or the reed?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

neither. it does not make music

sincerely,

—an amateur clarinetist

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It comes from the clarinet. You don't say the mouthpiece is the instrument.

Good chuckle though!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Electric guitar outputs to speakers, why not this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There's already a port for it 'round back. Accepts any standard 1/4" audio cable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The strings aren't the instrument.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's the pickup, bro 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No individual component is the instrument. Also, no one said the strings are the instrument.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The vigina is an individual component.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The vagina has components; it is a system

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We must go smaller.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Are you telling me it usually doesn't? Man, my wife sure is weird!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I shocked my friends at work recently because someone mentioned Rob Zombie, and I asked, "Oh, the director of the bad Halloween movie?"

Apparently he's a musician!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It blew my mind a couple years ago, while shopping in a Natural Grocers, to see this dreaded gothish hippie guy on the cover of some vegan lifestyle magazine, only to realize that it was Rob Zombie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

House of 1000 Corpses isn't bad. I think Captain Spaulding is a great character

What's the matter kid? DON'T YOU LIKE CLOWNS?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Rob Zombie comes off as an insufferable twat, but holy shit House of 1000 Corpses is goddamn amazing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wait, he's a director?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My wife disagrees as well. She's a musician, so, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not with that attitude it isn’t!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Uhm, thanks, now out of the loop again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Haha I listened to More Human Than Human the other day and had forgotten that’s how it started.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I have to skip the first 15 seconds at work with that AND Thunder Kiss 65 just to avoid stupid questions.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure it is. The moaning makes for a great opening track on Bloody Kisses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Man, I fucking love Type O Negative. Black No 1 was literally the first song I ever learned to sing as a wee lad(second was Black Hole Sun). I haven’t seen a reference to them in years, thanks for bringing back a whole lot of good memories!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Time to blast the October Rust album again.

SHE SAID BURN..... TO-GETHER!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Out of every 90s shock rock band, Rob Zombie is maybe the most tame example of this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Might be the most well known because even I know about them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not rock, but Lords of Acid are up there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Rob did what, one “sex track”?

How many did Lords of Acid do? Wumpscut?

It’s a sample, it’s 100% an instrument.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Monster Magnet are also "guilty" of this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe not for you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

More human than you, man.