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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 87 points 8 months ago (3 children)

stew that blinds for one day

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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 76 points 8 months ago (2 children)

feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day

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[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day

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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 28 points 8 months ago

Nobody ever mentions a thick soup that causes a 1 day deafness of the eyes.

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 168 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow

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[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 33 points 8 months ago

"Popular Crowd" hobbies

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[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Wdym? It's totally normal to refer to your daughter's clothes as slutty

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My parents did that with my sisters.

Shockingly I’m not on speaking terms with my parents.

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[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 24 points 8 months ago

anon dreamt this up while masturbating

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

On 4chan?! No, that couldn't be!

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

it does indeed scream incel

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[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 7 points 8 months ago

Was it the green text that gave it away?

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 86 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.

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[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

Shouldn't it be when ~~THEY'RE~~ 18?

Edit: The BOYS are 18

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

When you turn 18 you're normally 18.

It's a miracle of modern technology.

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[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.

The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.

But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

In the UK you can probably do it when she is 18, you can fuck the boys when they are 16 but you need to wait for her to be 18 to send her porn videos.