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Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice (thelemmy.club)

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 86 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.

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[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

Shouldn't it be when ~~THEY'RE~~ 18?

Edit: The BOYS are 18

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

When you turn 18 you're normally 18.

It's a miracle of modern technology.

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[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.

The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.

But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

In the UK you can probably do it when she is 18, you can fuck the boys when they are 16 but you need to wait for her to be 18 to send her porn videos.

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