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Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice (thelemmy.club)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 82 points 8 months ago* (8 children)

Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman

Gay: reasons

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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 27 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Suicide is gay

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[–] Artaca@lemdro.id 8 points 8 months ago

Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds

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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

It brings on many changes

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 8 months ago*

And Anon can take or leave it if he pleases

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[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

"Always remember, son: Dying is gay!"

~ Soldier TF2

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[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

No

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 10 points 8 months ago

It's gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

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[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Anon searches daughter's phone for dick pics

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