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[-] scholar@lemmy.world 74 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

> Be CEO
> Don't implement health and safety measures
> Die from preventable accident

[-] deliriousdreams@fedia.io 5 points 6 months ago

A green text by any other name.

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago
[-] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 6 months ago

The hero we need right now.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Precisely my first thought.

[-] JakenVeina@midwest.social 38 points 6 months ago

Website for text articles autoplaying video ads at full volume, while I'm laying in bed next to my sleeping wife at 4AM. Eat an ENTIRE bag of dicks.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

The auto playing video ads are horrible! I always have my media volume set to zero for this very reason.

[-] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thanks for the warning, although it seems uBlock blocked it.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 32 points 6 months ago

It was Klaus again, wasn't it.

[-] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago
[-] Muhup@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

What a ride!

[-] chillpanzee@lemmy.ml 26 points 6 months ago

That article reads like a script for a slapstick comedy. CEO wearing an eyepatch takes shortcut across construction job site and walks right in front of a forklift (whose driver happens to be busy texting) and gets steamrolled. The forklift driver then makes the sensible decision to run.

[-] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Careful everyone, he's a hero.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago
[-] WereHacker@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 months ago
[-] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago
[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Critical condition support. kelly

[-] banause@feddit.org 10 points 6 months ago

You has the most confusing name.

[-] kingofras@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Sunbok also sounds like Afrikaans for unlucky one. So a CEO named Unlucky You got stabbed to death by accident with a forklift.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

It's a Festivus miracle!

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Damn, if only this POS CEO didn't allow so many osha violations on his site, he might still be alive. Sometimes, the worst really do get what's coming.

[-] Mika@piefed.ca 9 points 6 months ago

What a sad suicide

[-] shittydwarf@piefed.social 8 points 6 months ago

...We need more forklifts

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Guitar riff

Shake hands with danger

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 6 months ago

We used to watch this at trade school haha

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago

On purpose or on accident?

[-] PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world 1 points 6 months ago

What is up with the government and trying to find these CEO killers. I like what they do but I'm not that desperate to figure out who they are.

this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2025
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