honey, my ass is locked up tighter than Fort Knox, a little spit does literally nothing. you need to apply the magic incantations and break the seven seals for access.
TBH, once I tried lube, I even stopped using spit for masturbation. Lube is just nicer.
Doesn't spit dry up really quick? I have a loose enough circumcision where I don't need lube, but when I've tried spit in the past it is pretty awful at the job.
Yeah, you need to constantly re-apply. Though the lubes I've tried for masturbation/handies also do that, just not quite as fast; seems like lube is just not designed for use outside of holes. Best is something oil-based like massage oil, maybe with lube on top.
For what it's worth, I'm uncircumcized and I don't have phimosis or anything like that.
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