this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Slippery slope. You start with banning twisting peoples nutsacks, next you're banning cultural cornerstones like unpaid minionships and alchemical testing on chimera.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is transmuting people's clothes into elemental sodium still allowed?

Asking for professional reasons.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

yes but not on sundays

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What? So you'll allow magical flying hammers but not fully automated ball twisting?

This is not justice - this shadow council is a sham! They do NOT love casting SPELLS.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

#LegalizeNuclearBombs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Let's see if the shadow government will stop sponsoring them over this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

what a twist!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And yet they're eerily silent on the spell "induce greater PCOS"

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